Severus Snape owes Hermione Granger his life, but sometimes magic works both ways. A long tale told over several years finds Hermione and Severus both working together and at odds. It's time to grow up and move along, don't you think? Draco owns half of Venice, by the way. I don't think it passes the Bechdel test, but what fanfic does these days?

A few years after the War, Snape and Hermione are Aurors and unexpected besties. Well... I wish it was that simple anyway. Broken hearts come in all sizes. All's fair in tea and sausage rolls.

It's been awhile since they've seen each other, and Snape and Hermione still have one last conversation to have before they can move on. You'll have to put some pieces together yourself. I hate weighing a story down with too much backstory.

Revised! It's late, it's cold, and Snape and Hermione are in church together. What does that little minxy witch know?

Snape is horribly overworked, what with being a doubleagent. He sure could use an assistant... What's that you say? Miss Granger has some free time? Not your typical apprenticeship story. Snarky, sarcastaSnape abounds. Some drama.

This kit contains everything you need to make a SSHG fanfic. Contents: Meddling Albus 1, Sarcastic Snape 1, Hermione in state of upheval 1, bottles of Firewhiskey umlimited. Not included: Revised marriage laws, pregnancy, detentions.

Hermione inadvertently asks something of Snape, and finds her needs met all too well.

After the War, Katniss is asked to return to the Capitol to help promote "Unification," a movement by the new Capitol to do away with the designation of "district" and make Panem whole again. After much reflection with Haymitch, Katniss realizes Unification is much harder to achieve than the Capitol would like to believe.

Hermione really should have stayed home. But Snape insisted. And one thing ALWAYS leads to another. Based on Katy Perry's song Wakin' Up in Vegas. A business trip takes a tired Hermione and my favorite version of Snape to date to The Strip! Unfortunately they have NO idea what happened to the last 48 hours of their weekend.

Yule Balls, Snapey grumblings, a drunken Mad Eye, scandalous embraces, flapping skirts, and an offer to snap any man out a dark reverie. A definite part two in the making. Named after the Potter Puppet Pals. Bother!

SSHG Hermione's got a question for Snape, and you can't really expect him to make it EASY for her, do you? What fun would that be? Possible first chapter of comedic work.