Harry Potter is dead, and Lord Voldemort is bored to death. And he has come to the conclusion that the only acceptable way to fight his boredom is to find a new enemy to be uncontrollably furious at. But who is this mysterious person suddenly showing up? Will he ever find a new enemy? And why in the great wizarding world is Voldemort wearing leather pants when it is 86 F outside?

Voldemort and Harry Potter are about to have their last fight ever. (for real this time) They both have serious insecurities and personal problems affecting their actions. They meet up in an unusual way, thinking that they are going to settle this alone. Suddenly many people show up. (Including Harry's lover and Voldemort's Ex-best friend) Who else is going to show up? And who will