Four-thousand years after the Mandalorian Wars, a new threat is rising against the Republic. While seeking to put a stop to the threat, Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn discovers a young boy strong in the force named Anakin Skywalker. After the rest of the Council largely refuses to train young Anakin, a seemingly-immortal woman named Meetra Surik decides to take matters into her own hands

Now that the Zeta Halo crisis is done, John is looking forward to one thing and one thing only: A frigging nap. Unfortunately for him, a Forerunner slipspace crystal has different ideas. With a mere touch the insane Spartan finds himself back at the beginning aboard the Pillar of Autumn, face-to-face with himself. Really, he just wants some peace and quiet, is that too much to ask?

Or: How Doctor Halsey went from leading an experimental super-soldier program, to a single mother for seventy-five teenagers.

Six months in isolation and sensory deprivation has turned John-117 from a stoic, no-nonsense badass, to a gabby, sarcastic, slightly psychopathic and mildly amnesiac neurotic jackass with tendencies toward the heroic if it benefits him. This is the man we're depending on to solve the Zeta Halo crisis, everyone. Rated for language.