A short poem that explores the nature of war in the world of Harry Potter, from The Founders to present day.

After impersonating Richard Nixon (yes, you read that right), Tonks asks Remus if Lily would have liked her on the day before her 25th Birthday, and much more is revealed. Takes place during Deathly Hallows, a few weeks before Teddy is born.

This is it. Ted Tonks' last stand. Where was he killed, when was he killed, who is the one who killed him, why was he killed, and what are his last words? All this and more answered in "The Death of Ted Tonks." Rest assured, he goes out like a boss.

The Origin Story of The Order of The Phoenix, Avengers Style. ;) Follows Sirius, Mad-Eye, Remus, Tonks, & Kingsley, AKA Hulk, Iron Man, Ant-Man, Wasp, & Thor.

What if Teddy Lupin was a dick? This a (sort of) tie in to my other story, The Tale of The Three Sisters. This story can get pretty mean-spirited at times on Teddy's part, note that I do not condone ableist language, it is merely that I felt it would be appropriate for the way I've characterized him.

Back in the day, they formed an unstoppable duo. However, things have changed. The Dark Lord is dead. His two most faithful servants are now left behind to pick up the pieces of their master's legacy. Their partnership was always an uneasy one, but with the war lost, The Death Eaters confused and disorganized, and Voldemort's throne empty, The Deadly Alliance is no more.

The Rise And Fall of Cornelius Oswald Fudge, or as John Major refers to him, The OTHER Minister.

The year is 2005, The Holyhead Harpies are going against The Tutshill Tornadoes for The Quidditch Cup. But more importantly, the ever-underrated Lee "River" Jordan (former Quidditch Commentator for Hogwarts, buddy of The Weasley Twins & hero of Dumbledore's Army) is back to spread his awesomely biased, brutally honest, and hilarious commentary to the rest of the world.

How do you do, my name is Remus Lupin, and I am proud to present my life story. I am legally required to tell you that I suffer from Lycanthropy. However, I assure you being a Werewolf is not all there is to me. For instance, I love chocolate, listening to jazz records, puns, and reading. I dedicate this to the memories of Romulus, Wormtail, Flower-Child & Prongs, wherever you are.