Vernon and Petunia are drunks and addicts living in the a London slum when Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep. Harry grows up quickly, caring for his medically fragile cousin Lucky. Harry gets used to holding the dysfunctional family together, even as he and Lucky discover magic early and run away to the slums of Knockturn Alley. More detailed notes inside.

The Babysitters Club makes a special trip to England to babysit four year-old Harry and Dudley, bringing along a few of their American charges in a flying Junk Bucket. Accidental magic, snark, friendships, snark, and a 'Prince Brat and the Whipping Boy'-esque case of mistaken identity ensue. HP/Andrew Brewer/Jenny P friendship. Harry also develops crush on Janine. Semi-crack-fic!

He's sassy, he's gay, but he's still Vernon Dursley! The Dursleys' marriage isn't the unholy unity of two stale Muggles. Instead, it's a marriage of convenience- a sharing of assets and hearts (if not of bodies)- between the homosexual Vernon and his best friend Petunia. This makes for very different foster parents, who nevertheless maintain some level of propriety.

Harry, though a genius, is a juvenile delinquent. At the age of six, he is accepted into Cambridge to study law on a full scholarship. However, he quickly becomes determined to break every law on the books. Anarchist Harry!

AU. Harry is an evil baby genius bent on ruling the world and killing his mother. Based on Stewie from "Family Guy." Will he forgive himself for not killing his parents before Voldie got to them? Will he achieve world domination?

Young Harry is flamboyantly gay and forms a connection with his cousin. The result? Dudley loses a punching bag but gains a sassy gay friend! Based on the Sassy Gay Friend videos made by Second City Network. Now with more drabbles!

Petunia seeks therapy. With the strange secrets she's carrying around, the results are not as universally positive as one might expect. Companion fic to "Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend," so read that first. Based on the musical "Next to Normal." The Dursleys have swept so much under the rug for so long. Can they face the music? Features flamboyantly gay Harry, of course.

What if Rose Potter of the famous badfic "The Girl Who Lived" had been a boy named Harry? All the laughs of the original fic with a Y chromosome! Contains superpowers, axe-crazy protagonists, constant hints and denials of homosexuality, and naked druids. Grammar is fixed, and plagiarism has been replaced with random rants. Like no parody you've ever read before!

Chronicles Harry's struggles with mental illness and the effect it has on the Wizarding world. Inspired by the musical "Next to Normal," though chapters are not songfics.

Harry is raised by Sassy Gay Friend. Not a sassy gay friend- THE Sassy Gay Friend. Based on the videos by Second City Network and one of my other fics "Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend." Highly recommended!

Harry has Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, making it difficult for him to learn, pay attention, and act "Normal." However, he is far from stupid. Not a parody. Begins with first year. See inside for notes.

Umbridge comes across a copy of the fic "Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend" and, believing it contains valuable information about the BWL, forces Hogwarts to listen to a reading of it. School-wide snarking and an unusual coming-out ensue.

Young Harry tries to find his father. Randomness ensues, but it all ends happily. Funniest fic I've ever written.

The Dursleys flee their letter filled house, and Harry and Dudley discuss their love-hate relationship in the backseat. Based on the Family Guy song "Road to Rhode Island."