What if the characters from the short-lived series Black Books (without which we wouldn't have Spaced, Shaun of the Dead, Paul, Run Fat Boy Run, Scott Pilgrim VS the World, The World's End, etc.) found themselves on a certain small red mining ship? Also includes prequel featuring the biggest Smeg Head in the Galaxy!

Hey you, don't watch that, watch this! This is the heavy heavy monster sound, the nuttiest sound around! So if you've come in off the street, and you're beginning to feel the heat, Well listen buster, you better start to move your feet, To the rockinest, rock-steady beat of madness! One step beyond! First Post of the new Hitchhiker's: Alternate Phase on OngoingWorlds.

007 version of the confrontation from "The Curse of Fatal Death" and some old episode of "Fairy Odd Parents".

Take a wild guess.

Alone in the TARDIS, the Doctor thinks about the morality of his decisions.