My best friend is Sirius Black. Stop drooling...I know you are. Every girl does. Well, except me. We're two peas in a pod, and peas don't drool at each other. Seriously, I don't. But recently, well, I feel like our friendship's changing, exploding in a way, and I don't know how to act. Help? "SIRIUS, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS!"

Hilde's just trying to be a nice person, but being sorted into Slytherin doesn't make things easy. After making a deal with a tiny devil, she's forced closer to the Marauders than she ever wanted to be. Oh, and it doesn't help that the infamous Sirius Black is foiling her plans every step of the way. Why wasn't she sorted into Hufflepuff again?