Some write novels for NaNoWriMo; I wrote this paean to everyone's least favorite HP character. I'll churn out a death a day until I get tired, or the elves do. You'll understand. Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be Stupefied; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be AKed; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be Kissed. Rated M for violence.

When Draco Malfoy unexpectedly finds himself back at Hogwarts after a few years, just weeks before his glittering wizarding society marriage to the lovely young Astoria Greengrass, he finds a reception that will change his life forever and mold him into something ... different. Dark!Harry. Originally intended as a one-shot, but chapters are proliferating ...