Harry's sliding into bad & ruin, Hermione's has an unusual business proposition and Snape has a secret spy. Only wry Master Spy Snape dares do Dumbledore's business while he's in exile. Can he keep it together? 5th yr. Drugs. Sex. Cheap Thrills. AU, sorta

Snape's writing his megabucks memoirs with a poison pen. So is Harry. Wizarding World trembles in fear. Hermione is a graduate after two semesters at university & Snape's apprentice. Set in Unbearable Lightness/Naked Lunch AU. Dysfunctional fun! Lemons?

The 70's! Sex, Drugs & Rock & Roll! See! The truth about Spinner's End! See! The Marauders! See! Mouldy Auld Voldy's secrets! See! The bitter feud between Snape & Sirius! See! Lily, Snape & James love triangle! Unbearable Lightness/Naked Lunch AU. Grooovy

Many sins and every crime are from love of forbidden fruit. Which, though the sweetest on the vine, may just have a pit of pure poison that can damn you for all time. And down the years that pass you, to your sons and to their wives, the taste both sweet and bitter will outlast all of your lives. Kili/Tauriel, Fili/OC, Thorin/female OC, Thorin/Thranduil Cover by EmilyEretica.

War kills love & hate. It blurs the line between good and evil, & right and wrong. War makes heroes into murderers, & murderers into heroes. At the end of all things, what does Hermione have left? 2 men, 1 choice & faith. Marriage law. 99% DH compliant.

Epilogue AU. The 2nd Wizarding War is over. And everyone is dead. It's up to Headmaster Snape to pick up the pieces of his school, his country, and the teenage warriors left in his care. Can he do it? Yes. The way Albus would have wanted? Probably not.

And they all lived Happily Ever After? Did you buy the Epilogue in DH? Me neither. After what Harry, Ron and Hermione went through, this is more like it. DH compliant, except...Snape lives! HG/SS/RW, no slash, HP/GW. Special Guest Draco Malfoy.

HP & Naked Lunch AU. In 5 years at Hogwarts, Hermione has faced off against dementors & Death Eaters, but can that prepare her for working with the Snapes & the Princes for her summer job? Add hard-living Harry, and that's a full plate, indeed.

Hermione’s come undone, in her last year at the Merlin School, a mad mistress of the occult in a mouldy tower. No one’s heard from her for a year. Can she just return to Hogwarts as Snape’s apprentice? Or will there be hell to pay? HP & Naked Lunch AU

When the Boy Who Lived has a Naked Lunch, there's a Ministry Mutiny, Albus has a Dummydore, Sirius goes Thru the Looking Glass & General Granger is reporting for duty, who ya gonna call? Snape, of course! HG/SS AUish Yr 7 NO SLASH Sex, Dope Cheap Thrills!

For 13 years, Sirius Black rotted away in Azkaban. One witch never doubted his innocence. Once, all Sibyl Trelawney had was beauty, which she gladly sacrificed for him. Now that his trials are over, can he break the spell? HP & Naked Lunch AU.

Meet Harry Potter, 16. He's a hard-living junkie who likes broads, booze & brawls. Is Death coming for the Boy Who Lived? Or is Harry the Pale Rider? How can he be saved? Ask the only bad man at Hogwarts badder than he. Snape. 6th yr. HP & Naked Lunch AU

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas to my readers with this extension from HP& Naked Lunch in which we Meet the Grangers, Harry has Chrimble in larvely Liverpool, we attend a Hogwarts Faculty party, Ginny goes over the wall,& Lucius visits the Burrow.

Sex. Violence. Quidditch. Ginny's looking after hard-living Harry, and seeing to her fanboys, but Remus wants to save her when Lucius makes her an offer she can't refuse. What's a girl to do? GW/HP, GW/RL, GW/LM. HP & Naked Lunch For 2 AU. 6th yr. Lemons.