Companion pieces to The Funnies that answer many compelling questions - such as, what the hell did happen with Frank the Goat and what exactly does the Great Wendigo Hunt of 1995 have to do with anything? Sam/Dean; Cas/Dean

Azazel knows that Sammy's his boy, he's never been more sure of anything. So when John starts hunting, he decides to take matters into his own hands and sends someone to watch the boys. Make sure they grow up the way he wants them to. (Wincest - eventually; possessed!John; pre-series; seasons one and two; violence; threats of non!con; manipulation)

AU HPLV HPDM HPSS HPLM Rather than kill him, Voldemort hid Harry's existence from the world and raised him as a pet. Fourteen years later, Harry's rescued.

Teen Wolf episodic script play. The little things my deviant brain hears with every episode, mostly because I watched way too much MST3K as a child. Due to the nature of this, there are most assuredly spoilers.

Is there anyone left in Starling City who doesn't know Oliver Queen's secret identity? (Similar to the episodic wordplay I've done for Supernatural and Teen Wolf without it being episode specific. Set towards the end of Season 2.)

A pornographic parody of Hook. That's right, you heard me. A pornographic. Parody. Of Hook. Wherein Robin Williams does not play Peter-Hand and Dustin Hoffman isn't Captain Hooker, but you can go ahead and put a 16-year-old Dante Basco in for Rufi-Ho, because seriously, who wouldn't? If he were legal. Minds out of the gutter, people. As you read the porn.

Rewrite. AU. Rather than kill him, Voldemort hid Harry's existence from the world and raised him as a pet. Fourteen years later, he is rescued. Slash: hplv, hpss, hpdm, hplm. Please read the warnings and author's notes.

Dumbledore decides that he’s had enough of the Dursley’s abuse and brings Harry to Hogwarts at age eight HPDM main pairing, HPLM noncon, HPSS implied. Beware the cute.

Draco just wants his father to see what he sees. Multiple, convoluted pairings.

Harry made his choice. HPLM HPFG HPLV implied

This is a collection of humor ficlettes inspired by babbchronicles a livejournal community. Some are het, some are slash, some don't know what they are, but they all try thier best to make you laugh.

HPSS Snape promised Dumbledore. Spoilers for HBP. complete

Revised Now that he finally has his 'Sev,' nothing will stop Harry from keeping him. Nothing. complete

Draco can have only one heir. What will he do when a onenight stand leaves Harry pregnant with his child? complete

PWP HPLM. Lucius has finally gotten his hands on his five year obsession... Harry Potter. complete