Bee and Blades share a moment on Cybertron after the restoration while everyone else is celebrating. I am in gay robot hell and you are all coming with me.
It's Halloween in Gravity Falls! 17 year old Kenny McCormick and Dipper Pines are dating and go to Wendy's Halloween party, but Kenny is getting a LITTLE bit too into this whole costume thing.
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Kenny and Karen are sent by their parents to spend the summer with Stan's great uncle Stan in Gravity Falls, Oregon- where they meet the other kids staying with him at the Mystery Shack, Mabel and Dipper. Demons and Cthulu are involved!
AU set after "The Human Factor" where Project Damacles is successful. Knockout is not happy with his new coworker. Drabble written while I ignored the budget committee because i would rather write transformers fanfiction than actually participate in a meeting
A sort of spiralling collection of thoughts and memories, some before the war, some during, some after the restoration of cybertron. Soundwave waits in the shadowzone, Rafael refuses to go home, Knockout adjusts to life as an autobot, Ratchet grieves, and more. Spoilers for basically everything, great liberties taken with backstories.
Bumblee's perspective on Deadlock. Obviously, spoilers for Deadlock.
Woke up this morning with a splitting headache. Killed by pack of stray dogs lateish last night- maybe 8:30? Went to park this morning, found most of remains in a bush. Bagged them, buried them shallow by Stark's Pond. Digging all those holes is getting old, maybe going to start dumping them in the lake instead. Maybe not. Missed first period.
She's supposed to be doing better.
Rodimus is in the hospital being treated for Cosmic Rust, Blurr is recovering after a brush with mortality.
Soundwave refuses to allow himself to acknowledge reality.
Soundwave and Megatron aren't friends the first time they meet. Or the second. The third gets kind of weird.
Swappout. Knockout gets killed instead of Breakdown.
Slow day at work, drabbled idly in the notepad on my cellphone. Blades and Dani get a rescue call in a snowstorm and find themselves in their own emergency, and Blades doesn't make it out totally intact.
Blades really doesn't like Knockout the first time they meet, but no one else on Cybertron likes human horror films like he does, and it's hard not to base a friendship on that. Meanwhile, Bee's a little busy with politics.
Tailgate tells a story. Pre-cybercrosis.
There's a reason the word "Hell' is translated to "Pit" in Cybertronian. It's the closest thing they have. Millions of years ago a Warlord met his first officer there. (totally primeverse)
What happens when everyone in South Park becomes part of the cast of the hit anime Neon Genesis Evangelion? Read to find out.
Absolutely pointless K2 fluff. Friend pointed out I only write tragedies, dared me to write fluff. It is terrible. what am i doing. im returning to tragedies goodbye friends i am gone
Kenny's getting older. The more stress he's under, the more he comes to rely on his alter-ego, Mysterion. It starts with blue flowers and ends with red ones. Kyle's POV, K2. Multichap.
Kyle needs a new kidney, and doesn't think he'll find one. He calls a friend who's experienced with death to steady himself, only to be assured he's going to live. Kenny's never been much of a liar, though, and everything he does and says increases Kyle's concern over the circumstances regarding the acquisition of his newest organ. (reuploaded with fixed formatted)