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Omnicat

  • Guppy Love

    Bucky can't sing or swim, except that he totally can. It's complicated. / aka the one where Bucky is a merman and the greatest tragedy in a child's life is not being able to go swimming with your friends

  • Cheating Doesn't Work That Way

    Lady Une is breaking up with two people at the same time, neither of whom SHE had been involved with.

  • In Space, No-One Can Hear You BEEP (the Absurdly BEEPed Version)

    Worst. Honeymoon. Ever. But the *BEEP* made up for everything.

  • The Bird and the Bee

    Relena's fairy costume is too small. What's a boyfriend to do?

  • And Then, Cannibals

    The one where Special Agent Yuy finally has nice things. / Heero with a (1xR) kid

  • Fresh Corpses

    Special Agent Yuy and the one he couldn't save. / 1xR with a kid, part of a fluffy series (titles and story IDs listed inside)

  • Fresh Blood

    Special Agent Yuy and the time he came home to find his house in shambles. / 1xR with a kid

  • Happy Feet

    Christmastime, season of miracles. Or at least strange in-jokes implausibly crossing time and space. "I do believe my socks are haunted."

  • Sticky Treats

    A typical blind date for two not-so-typical women.

  • Sticky Trials

    Superglue, shirtless boys, and the only doctor around is a relative. Oh dear.

  • Preventer Prétear

    Meeting the new Prétear, Sally Po, Sasame sees the light about the people chosen to save the day.

  • Poor Little Rich Kids

    Five drabbles, 4x100 and 1x150 words. Relena, Quatre, and the lives they lead.

  • Lots of Fish in the Sea

    Hydra had Bucky on a lab table for god knows how long and never discovered his secret. Cue Agent Carter walking in on it pretty much the moment he and Steve make it back to camp. / aka the one where Bucky Barnes is a merman and once you've lived through your single worst nightmare, 'chasing tail' puns are a close second

  • Club Spies

    Rebels and revolutionaries and double agents, oh my.

  • Fly on the Wings of Love

    The Wings: Bucky just wants to show his appreciation for everything Sam has done for Steve. Of course, Tony Stark's middle name is 'needlessly difficult'. / The Love: Bucky tries to set Natasha up with Sam. He's a bit late for that party, but he managed to find Steve's shield and replace Sam's wings: he'll come up with something for her.

  • Like Father-King, Like Wannabe-Dictator-Son

    AU in which Loki and Odin totally agree about this whole invasion thing and Thor is the poor bewildered straight man. (Let's be clear: this is crack. It's just that nobody informed poor Thor.)

  • Riviera Life

    Sam and Steve have been traversing Europe looking for Bucky. Not everyone is convinced it isn't an open invitation road trip.

  • The Butler and the Firewall

    "I knew a program called Jarvis once." "A friend of yours, sir?" "He was a back-stabbing, boot-licking, unprincipled data-pusher who abandoned his User and got exactly what was coming to him," Tron said. "I'm sorry, sir. I hope you won't hold the memory of this person against me," J.A.R.V.I.S. said. LoraB heaved a weary sigh. "Tron, honey, we talked about this. 'Tact', remember?"

  • The Only Sane One

    (She just hasn't discovered her own inner nerd yet.) / 100 word drabble

  • Wolf Whistle

    It wasn't called a curse for nothing. Sometimes it was dangerous, sometimes excruciatingly painful. And sometimes just plain embarassing. / 100 word drabble