What the French commonly refer to as an orgasm, though directly translated, means "the little death." An extensive collection of one shots starring Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, involving eye-rolling tropes, tooth-rotting fluff, a smidgeon of angst, and lots, and lots, and LOTS of face-fanning, collar-pulling smut. Come along and enjoy the ride!

Amidst the desperate search for Rowena Ravenclaw's diadem, Hermione gets separated from Ron in the Room of Hidden Things, where she suffers an unusual encounter with Draco Malfoy - who quickly shows that he is not himself. In every way imaginable. A story of love, connection, forgiveness, healing, and self-acceptance. Oh, and werewolves.

So..I'm in Hetalia. Super, right? But I can't get home. That's original. But I'm with the Allies, and they're like...the good guys, right? Cool! Oh, but it's also in the middle of WWII, and I have to survive it while dealing with foreknowledge, the stupid logic of this world, other cool-yet-bad countries pursuing me, and my big fat mouth? DANG IT BRITAIN, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!