In which Link is dead, ReDeads play ukuleles, the Happy Mask Salesman drives around on a quad bike listening to Queen and plotting to BRING DOWN THE GOVERNMENT, Dampé knocks people out with his shovel, Zelda is a tractor-driving murderer and that creepy windmill guy does something but we're not sure what. (Contains swearing, some sexual and drug references and general randomness.)

Welcome to the world of Pokemon! You have been saved. Everyone of importance has been saved.

A rare glimpse into the journal of a Weeping Angel from the house of Wester Drumlins, to answer all your questions about what these mysterious entities do when no one's around. Aside from Scrabble.

Not long after being introduced to their new chief, Sebastian Niles, Looker and Anabel are forced to go on the run from the International Police, after stumbling upon a worldwide conspiracy stemming from the heart of the organisation. Meanwhile, something utterly incomprehensible threatens to tear all of reality as it is known to shreds. So yes, they're back at work now.

If you've experienced the death of a loved one followed by cryptic messages and disturbing footage of the things that plague you (the feral one that whispers at your bedside and/or the tall one that watches you with no eyes), we're here for you. We can provide protection for you, salvation from the flood. All we ask in return is a few favours. So go on, just sign right here...