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  • Luna, Queen of Azkaban

    Fudge wanted scapegoats for the DoM incident, and he picked the Ministry 6. Now they're stuck in Azkaban instead of the Death Eaters. The dementors are gone, but things seem bleak... until Luna reveals she's smuggled in a wand. And she seems to be slowly taking control of the island for the DA. Oops. Features Idiot!Fudge, Genius!Luna, Good!Dumbledore, and one very confused Harry.

  • Spiderwebs

    If Albus wanted Harry compliant, he shouldn't have let Hermione share her books. Realising they've been controlled, a small group of students, headed by Harry, breaks free as The Gang; although really, they're the next generation of Marauders. Trouble is brewing on the horizon, though... Features Good!Manipulative!Albus, Marauder!Trio, Seer!Luna, Evil!Voldemort, and lots of Dobby!

  • How to Destroy a Castle (And Other Stories)

    One-shot plot bunnies that wouldn't go away.

  • Sirius Destroys the Aesop

    Uncle Alphard isn't your normal Black, but he isn't over corrupting his favourite nephew and passing on said corruptive abilities. A set of diary entries from Sirius's view, cataloguing a Gryfferin Padfoot and a Marauders that grows to toe the line between light and dark. Always felt the Marauder generation was a bunch of cautionary tales. 7-Shot?

  • Harry Gains a Harem

    "There's got to be something useful you can do with fame, honestly!" Harry says. Luna suggests a harem. Sweet, innocent, 12-year-old Harry doesn't really know what a harem entails, but more friends would be lovely. Ron refuses to be left out of the fun, and Hermione thinks it a good idea. It spirals from there. A crack!fic parody of the harem genre.

  • The Bittersweet Melodies of a Music Box

    Otto can't stop sowing chaos. Layla has nightmares of age and distrust. Sterling feels oddly at home in this strange world. Nyssa keeps bringing new and dangerous magics. One from each house, yet they can't bring themselves to tear away. The conspiracy grows. An OC flavoured twist on the TimeTravel! genre. DownrightEvil!Dumbledore.

  • Assorted Whoopsies

    A single meeting can change a person's life. These stories are triggered by a single person from the cast of Harry Potter meeting a single person from another universe. The author proceeds to destroy the timeline - Harry's or theirs. Features HP X How to Train Your Dragon, Star Wars, the Riordanverse, Miraculous Ladybug, Lord of the Rings, and possibly more... One-shots.