Nile is going to write his swords a short dainty little poem. Why? Because I say so!
Maybe a Werewolf AU with one of the minor characters in AR? I'm thinking of someone who doesn't get a whole lot of love…[Filled with Professor Yermalov from Scorpia].
Adult!Alex decides to use all of his skills to enter the pentesting industry. Jails, top secret installations, research labs, company headquarters. Nothing is beyond him. Which is why the request to assess Isla Nublar doesn't raise any red flags.
Witches AU! Tom has gotten them kicked out of yet another coven by accidentally stepping on another witch's familiar. In Tom's defense, it was a literal cockroach.
Alex gets stuck coaxing Tom's pet snake out from under the couch. It does not want to come out...until it does.
Alex somehow ends up in charge of Scorpia. Everyone is just so relieved that they have a BOSS THAT ACTUALLY LISTENS TO THEM that they all just decide to keep him around.
This is a collection of Alex Rider Drabbles based on one word prompts. The body of each work (excluding titles and the endnotes) is exactly 100 words. Each work is titled by the word prompt. Word prompts used so far: Vex, Bequeath, Logolepsy, Resplendent, Agelast.
Alex stumbles upon an electronic diary that he writes in on a whim. The big surprise is when it writes back. Ambiguous ending. Slight OOC Alex.
Tulip Jones is finally retiring. Someone gets the bright idea to promote Britain's top agent into the role. Alex is a disaster zone waiting to happen.
Running a bar is no joke. There are bills to pay, clients to court, and employees to convince to stick around. It's especially hard when you're the only neutral territory in all of London. Then someone blows up the bar, and the owner is PISSED. Crossovers with Burn Notice and Person of Interest.
Magic Plant Growing! Alex/Flower Shop AU! Alex has decided that his life goal is owning a flower shop.
Alex Rider decides that stabbing Alan Blunt with his steak knife is more appealing than a career in espionage. This gets him sent to Gibraltar and eventually he makes his way to Scorpia. Mildly cracked!Alex. Mentor! Nile and Yassen. Gordon can't stop laughing. For Jasmineskies.
Alex is stuck in a cell with Nile. It's going well...NOT. Alex is sorely tempted to smother the man with a pillow.
An incredibly drunk man appears out of what seems to be a portal in thin air, just in time to save the lives of John and Helen Rider. He proceeds to throw up all over the couple, a public monument, and himself, then passes out. After a quick DNA test, the Riders drag their now nineteen-year-old son back with them to meet his one-year-old self. Meanwhile, Smithers tries to figure...
Prompt: Damien Cray decided to drown a dude in fucking pennies. The janitor is NOT getting paid enough for this oiled and bloodstained pennies BS.
Prompt: Alex adopts a snow leopard that he names Snuggles. Absolutely nobody wants to snuggle that fucker except him. And maybe Nile.
Created for the SpyFest 2021 Christmas Fic Exchange. For BlueberryLibrary. Prompt: the annual SCORPIA executive board white elephant gift exchange. Crack! Nobody likes their gifts! Special thanks to Pongnosis for her writing help!