Try to convince me that in a spooky, old, ghost-hunted castle brimming with witches and wizards, there wasn't at least one illegal night club. And if our favorite BAMF werewolf needed to strap himself into a pair of tight leather trousers and fake a crush on his best friend in order to get in? well, such is life. Do we need another fake relationship fic? Yes, yes we do.

Blaise is besotted, Theo is done, Ron is definitely NOT addicted to Gilmore Girls, and in the middle of it all, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy get entangled with each other in more ways than one. *DRARRY AU*

The monstrosity was handwritten, tied together with a fine golden string, and titled: "Top Reasons Remus Lupin Should Crush on One Sirius Black, written by Sirius Black"