15 years ago, Emily Kaldwin took on the Outsider's mark to reclaim her throne. But now Delilah has appeared in Dunwall and taken everything away again. This time, Emily loses her throne, her father, her powers...and her tongue. With limited allies (and the Outsider being stubborn), she flees to Karnaca to find answers. But how can she take back her Empire if she can't even speak?
So apparently the Dragonborn has returned, and is fighting for the fate of the world. Good for them. Because while that's going on we've got a kid lying his way into school, a woman with some bodily issues, an Orc trying not to get attached to her assassination target, and a cat who's really just here to cut hair. Not the people you'd ideally entrust the fate of Skyrim to, huh?
5 years ago, Danzo decided the Mangekyo Sharingan was too important for Konoha to lose. Instead, the Uchiha were appeased by the death of their rival clan... at the hands of Neji Hyuuga. The changes this event causes will shake Konoha to its foundations, and force many webs of lies to come undone. Upgraded Byakugan, Dark!Hinata, NotAsDark!Sasuke. Rated S for Smash Mouth. COMPLETE.