Drunk Darcy does something he regrets with conniving Caroline, but who is truly responsible? Meanwhile, reckless minor G.G. keeps trying to return to wicked Wickham despite her guardians' best efforts. A modern tale about regret, consent and the law; rated "M" for disturbing content.

After the Bennets are ruined and left without a father, Mr. Darcy turns up with a proposition for Elizabeth. As disguise is his abhorrence, he decides to explain exactly what he has in mind and wants her to agree to. This story is rated "M" for for frank discussions of sex and prostitution. The story purposefully ends before any interactions.

Elizabeth burns Darcy's letter instead of reading it. Everything turns out worse in consequence. No HEA.

After Darcy and Elizabeth flee from their respective disastrous family Thanksgivings, given their need of new accommodations and a Thanksgiving dinner they find themselves hosted by newlyweds Charles and Jane. Will this chance encounter lead to love after all the misunderstandings of the past or will Caro and the rest spoil everything?

As Mrs. Bennet nears death, Mr. Darcy asks Mr. Bennet why he chose to marry her. In reflecting on the matter, Mr. Bennet recalls to himself how he was caught when Miss Gardiner gave him permission to do "Most Anything" if he would propose, but also how this and her prior conduct resulted in him losing all respect for her. "M" for some steamy interludes and disturbing content.

What does true love really smell like? A one-shot parody involving Severus, Hermione, a cat named Lily, Crookshanks, and a prophecy. Featuring cliches and much silliness, in the hope that it will delight you.