There are other people that live in Doofenschmirtz's building. His new downstairs neighbor just moved in, and is very confused, as seen in her emails to a friend. What is up with the construction noises upstairs? Why is the pharmacist always yelling? Why is the teenage girl always muttering about evil? And could somebody please explain the hang-gliding platypus?

There would be some advantages to being a student a few years ahead of Harry Potter. A few extra years of reasonably competent Defense Against the Dark Arts Teaching, probably. Approaching the serious stuff that came up from the perspective of somebody at least a little older and a bit wiser. An OC story I am writing for fun, and maybe to explore some fan theories.