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One-shot, faintly absurd. Harry attempts to introduce his newly-enlightened muggle girlfriend to Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place.
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Dive into the magical world and discover the mysteries of what truly happens when you least expect it. In this sordid little short, This time we're going to Hogwarts and on a Friday afternoon when the young witches and wizards would prefer to be out playing, Ginny Weasley is facing a rather interesting detention with Professor Snape ( Critical M-Plus, you've been warned!)
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Meh...I wouldn't read this if you're sensitive. (Will destroy your childhood)
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A story about Harry's Undeniable Attraction to Luna Lovegood
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Draco era un muchacho arrogante, prepotente, posesivo, rencoroso, vengativo, mimado y caprichoso. Él lo sabía. Sus padres lo sabían. Sus amigos lo sabían. Y, cuando entró a Hogwarts, los Slytherin, Snape y el resto de la escuela lo sabían.
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A one-shot of what Harry thinks after the battles are over.
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It's been five years since Veggimort has forced the wizarding world into a dystopian vegan society, and Sirius has his own ideas about how to help a werewolf survive on salads. Salad!AU, One-Shot.
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Parody. An honest visit to Gringotts post OotP. Crack.
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Dumbledore forces Snape to open a section of advice and questions in the school newspaper, no matter how much the last does not want it.
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What if Dudley had been a Hogwarts student? Short and silly.
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about the horny golden trio
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When the prophecy said that Harry would have a power that the Dark Lord didn't, people weren't expecting it to be this.
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Harry and his friends just want to eat some breakfast but hedwig has other plans
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A wacky spin on the children's book series "Harry Potter", where Vernon Dursley takes the place of the Boy Who Lived. Watch Vernon convince Ollivander to modernize the field of wandlore! Look on as Vernon inadvertently saves the day, multiple times! And prepare for the emotional journey of a lifetime! All this and more, in "Vernon Dursley and the Professor's Turban". (crack fic)
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Have all the Hogwarts girls, lost their minds? Harry thinks so, today at any rate. The question is: why? Almost a crack fic, no warnings, written for the Internation Wizarding School Championships - Grammar School.
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Severus loses a bet and had to cultivate himself. The results are simply devastating. In which, Severus is really frustrated and everyone is idiot.
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harry potter thinks that so many things happened from july 22 to july 25
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Harry was using the prefect's bathroom to hopefully solve the clue to the second task of the Triwizard Tournament. He succeeded just as someone walks into the room.
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When Voldemort is defeated by Harry they go back to Hogwarts. They must survive their last year at school, with a lot of twists. Read to see what will happen to the famous Harry Potter.
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Every Harry-Dumbledore confrontation ever. A parody one-shot.
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Harry finds out he has a betrothal contract with Daphne Greengrass. Somehow, the situation feels familiar. Well, except for the surprise at the end. Oneshot, very meta. Rated M to be safe.
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Quand les Mangemorts détenus à Azkaban organisent un groupe d'écoute et de soutien.
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Aujourd'hui, c'est dimanche. Une troupe de Mangemorts s'interroge sur la nécessité d'un dress-code et, pour faire bonne mesure, décide de relooker le Petit Pote Potter. Pour tout vous dire, c'est le bordel. Je le sais puisque j'y suis. Un dimanche comme les autres, en somme.
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You know how at first Slytherins weren't allowed to join Dumbledore's army, what if they made their own army with Hufflepuffs
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В России, как известно, идиотизм законов компенсируется их неисполнением. А в Волшебной Британии? ДА ВЫ ЧТО! Таких законопослушных граждан, как у нас, только поискать! ...А особенно законопослушен Гарри Поттер.
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Timeless (read as: cliché) tales in less than 500 words. Total crack! (I was bored. Sue me.)
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Based on the movie, "The Greatest Showman." 1800's Magical AU. The stars are already written, and prejudices separate Draco and Hermione, despite their growing fondness for one another. Can they fight the odds? Full summary inside.
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***REQUESTS OPEN*** Please do not judge my works off of this story, it is purely for fun and is nothing like anything else that I have written. A few friends and I were playing a game in which we said one-word each and that lead to us writing a very short one-shot, we found it funny and would be happy to do it again if you guys suggested any ideas! (Mature Language)
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Tom Riddle asks Hagrid on a date. A beautiful romance blossoms. I'm sorry.
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Sequel to A Pleasure It Is... With a new reign taking over the wizarding world, the Black sisters must reunite among their friends to put the secrets and lies behind them, or fall victim to the wars of the past.
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