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Harry Potter got rich and powerful after he received Sirius inheritance. Not all of his friends are really happy with the resulting situation. It's not so brill if your best mate is too busy fucking his harem to play chess with you, is it?
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In response to TheEvilBanana'a challenge! How would Harry deal with Mr. Weasley when trying to teach him about muggle laundry? Read to find out!
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Malfoy is a private eye with a specialism and a preference. His newest client is a dame he remembers from school, a dame with an attitude as huge as her IQ, and a husband Malfoy might not mind watching.
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Fourth fic in series. Another way of killing Harry comes... Hilarity ensues. After experimenting with different people, does Voldie finally get to rule to world?
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Storry 12. Harry's a Who fan. He muses on the Doctor's wisdom at the end of the final battle.
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Two girls throw Hogwarts for a loop. Being of different backgrounds and houses, the two are able to keep their friendship strong while making friends with some unlikely people.
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TW ABLEIST LANGUAGE/SLURS The sister story of Sirius' Inbox. You really need to read both this is merely Sirius' replies to the emails he was sent. Hope you like it!
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A collection of short HP parodies... R&R please!
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Read it, because it's the best thing you'll ever read...even better than what that J.K. woman writes...especially that epilogue...I swear by it.
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Recueil d'OS aussi déjantés les uns que les autres... ! Pour un petit moment de détente. Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Drago M., Ginny W., Voldemort & ses Mangemorts...
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Songfics for Romione. Discontinued
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What if Hagrid HAD said follow the butterflies? R&R plz
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Complete and utter CRACK! Severus Snape, after fleeing in HBP takes on a new role in life, which includes the making and selling of cheese. In Wales. Don't look at me, I was prompted.
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CRACK!Fic. It's Dumbledore's birthday, and he's having a party in the Great Hall. For some unexplained reason, the entertainment is Sirius Black, who is supposed to be dead. Not supposed to make sense...
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One day flippin’ Ralph Fiennes is being all evil with his snake face and all sitting in Barnes and Noble on the day of the 7th book release drinking an iced mocha and saying to himself, “Wow, I am most definitely badass crazy Ralph Fiennes.I kill babies.
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This is a sarcastic take on forgiveness and the events in this story take place just after the final battle at Hogwarts. Please read the author note at the start of the story to know more.
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Albus Dumbledore ist tot und hinterlässt ein eigenartiges Testament, über das Lord Voldemort nur den Kopf schütteln kann. Wie der letzte Wille eines alten Mannes einen Krieg entscheiden kann. OneShot.
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Just a weird little thing that popped into my head. Harry vs. Ron. WHO WILL WIN? Read and find out. Rated M for the use of the F word.
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Snape and hermione sleep together befor class
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Bascicaly snape and hermione sleep together
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Harry is insane, and it seems like the rest of the school is more than ready to join up with him in his Desperately Needs to Get Locked up in a Small Padded Room in St. Mungo's club. Draco has a duck, Dean a twin, Ginny a Slytherin boyfriend, and Dumbledore can't keep his hands off Hagrid. Crack!fic.
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Finally, a grammatically correct edition of My Immortal. It's still really bad, but you might not get as much brain damage. Reader discretion advised - an abundance of swears, sex, paedophiles, depression, Mary Sues, unrealistic vampires, canon aversions, slit wrists and more! M-rated for the line "he put his thingy in my you-know-what and then we did it for the first time".
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Taking mistakes made by other people and writing based on what they've actually said, not what they intended. For example: "What would i get if i added powdered root of Asphodel to an infusion of wormtail?" Series of oneshots.
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CRACK! Something me and my brother and sister whipped up when we were bored. Parody of Dora the explorer. I was so BORED! .
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Probably my favorite story to write. Written for a contest prompt on HEX. Walden Macnair conspires to ruin Easter. Parody one-shot. Rated T for mentions of violence and silly language
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We've all heard of My Immortal, but what if it wasn't a story about a horrendous Mary-Sue? What if it were about real characters, 'real' life, growing up, and all the pesky things that go with it? Meet Ebony Five-Middle-Names Way, Reimagined.
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No Spoilers! Yet another patented raplimerick from RogueCajun & Bootstraps. This one's about Harry. It comes complete with random almost rhyming words, incoherent sentences, Robin Hood: Men in Tights references and Spock. What more could you ask for?
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DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS! Inspired by Episode 102 of MuggleCast.
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This is a completely random fic, I started writing it in eighth grade --back in 2005, you do the math-- so I sincerely apologize for the first few chapters. If you want the gold, read the parodies. The rest is UTTERLY ridiculous.
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Lucius Malfoy has a sense of style. Too bad no one else around him does.
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