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Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?
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Draco hasst seine ZAG Ergebnisse, Hermine geht aufs Männerklo und warum hasst Snape seine Kniestrümpfe? Und die wichtigste Frage: Warum wechselt Dobby die Seiten? Das alles und noch viel viel mehr erwartet euch hier: Auf jeden Fall reinschauen! Lachkrampf
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Ron está muy cabreado con Harry porque es un mentiroso de mierda y ha decidido participar en el Torneo de los Tres Magos sin contar con nadie, así que decide que ya no se juntará con él nunca más y se busca nuevos amigos. Lo malo es que por el camino se encuentra con Colin Creevey, un lobo con piel de cordero totalmente maligno que tiene un secreto y una obsesión enloquecedora.
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Yay! Leonidas kicks people!
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Dumbledore comes out of the closet and finds that the afterlife is a rather gay place. This is crackfic and not to be taken seriously. Contains homosexual themes.
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Eine Schulstunde, wie jede andere, bis auf eine Kleinigkeit ... Wiener Schmäh. Zur Beruhigung: mit Übersetzung Wienerisch Hochdeutsch, wo notwendig. Neu: Da Voldie und seine Haberer
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A small parody of the steretypical events of Harry Potter fanfics! Rated M in case, there are a few sex scenes, not too vivid.
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Malfoys and their slaves… may include some stupid ideas like time travel, the “babies mixing ritual” and Hermione’s strange heritage... bunch of the cliché or just plain dumb ideas.
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Hay nuevas alumnas en Hogwarts y todo el mundo las ama, pero tienen un tragico pasado... O no. Son solo Mary Sues y un extraño fantasma. Finalmente completo!
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What if they weren't called Death Eaters? Voldemort and a select group of his followers try to think of a name to call their despicable gang. Complete.
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Sirius Black is on a rampage. Battling with his own emotions, brimming with unexplained jealously and insecurity that Remus has decided to regularly visit Moaning Myrtle and goes to confront her to inspire her to keep her mitts off all while not even being sure why. Basically Sirius being his usual, dramatic self and Remus handling the explosion much to Myrtle's dismay.
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Adopted from Maneden. Harry is bored after the war, so deciding to do some cleaning, he discovers one of Ron's old school items. This item will change his life forever, this item gives him the inspiration he needs. Extreme Coarse Language and some sexual themes that according to the ratings guide would make this M rated. Goody. Also some mentions of minor characters. R&R.Lockhart
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Since his return in 1994, Voldemort had nobody to talk about his fears and feelings. So he decided to begin this 'dirty muggle notebook'. Almost according to canon. Join the craziest group of fanfic readers, you wont regret it! Or will you?
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Pansy P. treibt Malfoy in den Wahnsinn, das wird Auslöser für eine hemmungslose Party in der Großen Halle, bei der mehr als nur einer der Schüler ein wenig über die Stränge schlägt. Slash, Parody, vollkommen sinnloser Plot, Gefahr für Verstand!
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One day, Ginny Weasley is cursed with weasel powers, but they turn out to be helpful in her life's events.
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Een Harry Potter versie van Roodkapje. Draco en Harry brengen hun kinderen naar bed. Geen malepregnancy!. Humor parodie.
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Esto es una especie de script o algo así que escribí hace 29832193820 años de un corto o teatrillo de Harry Potter, como si estuvieran rodando una peli. No me juzguéis.
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In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
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Draco Malfoy es, en el fondo, un chico sensible que adora la poesía y solo busca la chica perfecta que repare su corazón roto en pedazos. Hermione es la chica perfecta para ello. O eso parecía.
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A short story on how He beat Voldemort the First time. *Crack* I do not own Harry Potter, J.K.Rowling does.
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How does this "Liquid Luck" (felix felicis) work, and why don't we see (or use) more of it? Probably because using luck, a time machine, or say, a machine gun would make the story really really short.
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Basically Anna, Mexi, and I being insane in the land of Harry Potter! This time it's Christmas. Keep in mind we all had much candy and soda before writing this!
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Perry Hejter był zwyczajnym dzieckiem walczącym o każdy dzień swego życia. Nigdy nawet nie pomyślał kim może być naprawdę... Czyli w skrócie, bardzo głupia parodia Harrego Pottera w zupełnie innym wydaniu!
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No HHr bashing, I promise. This is me, dudes. HHr. Not really. Yes really. OC POV. Traffic makes you delusional. Throw some Nationwide in, and a delirious Swishy, and you've got yourself a parody! Sometimes you just need flames. Hah.
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Tia Jô dá uma volta e engana o Sev bunito! FIC TOTALMENTE SPOILER DE RELÍQUIAS DA MORTE, SE VC NÃO LEU O LIVRO E NÃO QUER SPOILERS, NÃO LEIA!
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[VoldemortxCedric] No céu, Cedric vê tudo que acontece, quando Voldemort finalmente morre e desce ao inferno, o lufo correu para o elevador para encontrar o Lord Malvadão e ver a cobra novamente.
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The Morning After can be awkward. Especially for two people who work at Hogwarts! Watch Severus and Harry try to go through it! ONESHOT! Taken from the webseries "Full Benefits" by College Humor. Please REVIEW! Rated T for adult language and themese.
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(Cet OS est présenté aux Fanfictions Harry Potter Awards) Un pain au lait, un film, un Potter qui s'étouffe et un beau pompier-sorcier pour sauver le damoiseau en détresse.
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We've all wondered what the rules of Hogwart's are, well now you know that they involve things such as: I will not greet Professor McGonogall with "What's up pussy cat?" and Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".
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„Wir hatten einen Streit. Und irgendwie sind die Flüche abgeprallt oder zusammengestoßen. Ich lag plötzlich im Gewächshaus und ich will gar nicht wissen, wo die anderen gelandet sind. Ich glaub', ich muss untertauchen. Hagrid, kannst du mich verstecken?
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