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In response to Neighpony's Alliteration Challenge. Starring Hermione and Draco.
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A bucktoothed monster enrolls at Hogwarts...and it's not Hermione. An account of the unfortunate results of mixing magic with rabbits, starting with the deaths of the carrot tops...
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In the fifth book, Harry speculated, briefly, what it would be like if Voldemort had chosen to kill Neville and not Harry. Well, this is that story. Please R&R.
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PARODY-Humor One Shot One humorous way in which we might have seen a much earlier end of the dastardly depraved dark dink. Rated for language & insanity causing decidedly depraved diabolical content. My sincere apologies if you suffer brain damage.
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Voldemort sufrió una grave lesión y se irá al Caribe. Dejará a LA alumna de Hogwarts como Señora Tenebrosa mientras disfruta la playa. ¿Pero quién es que lo acompaña? ¿Por qué Voldemort se intimida tanto con Draco? ¿Podrá Draco destronarla? Dr-Hr!
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Harry needs a makeover. That's about it. Written in response to a plethora of makeover fics that have inspired me to write one of my own. HP/DM slash, complete parody, Voldemort dies in an embarassing way. Enjoy!
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The story of Harry Potter, in the format of a race.
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Having just purchased your brand new Snape... We ofer some helpful suggestions to make the most out of your new investment!
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Wesh mam'zell, arrête-toi deux s'condes ! Nan t'inquiète, j'vais pas te choper ton zérosix, j'vais juste te raconter la best saga de tous les temps ever qui raconte la life d'un keum à binocles dans le monde de Merlin l'Enchanteur ! / Sur le modèle des Boloss des Belles Lettres, Harry Potter sous les propos poétiques des banlieues.
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Post DH Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Luna, and Neville have a movie night in. The movie of choice? The Wizard of Oz. Somehow fairytale wizards and witches don't quite match the reality. Just a fun short story. One shot. Rating for some naughtyish words.
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Miss Baltimore Crabs,Hairspray.I love this song its so funky! Harrys being cocky to Fleur,Cedric and Krum!
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Another random song parody because I'm stuck at home sick.
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Fred want to makes his move on Harry after years of pent up feelings and frustration. Now that Harry and Ginny have broken up, he just might... WARNING: Slash. T for um, content.
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Albus is addicted to sweets, and his staff takes action to cure him. But, he is not going to let them hide his Lemon Drops forever. Once he knows the addiction of the hider of the sweets, he thinks it's time for an intervention of his own. HGMM. Smutty. Silly, and a ton of OOCness.
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Que pasaría si Snape fuera el padre de Luna? que clase de familia serian?...cambiaria algo? ... MUCHO! vean y disfruten xp
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The best fanfic ever. What you always wanted in a Draco/OFC fic. Plz read.
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Mary Sue sporking! Voldemort starts a game show and kills off the losers, while a couple of misfits struggle to survive on the show and tensions arise between Voldemort and his daughters.
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Das Fernsehteam von 'Draco und der Freak' kümmert sich heute um Neville Longbottom. Oneshot
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Draco Malfoy was an ordinary wizard, until he finds a book in his friends library. Now, a girl called Mary Sue is narrating his life, inaccurately and with a poorer vocabulary. Rated M for strong language and adult themes.
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A cracktastic adventure! More details inside...
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Lockheart sings "With you" originally by Chris Brown about himself...If you enjoy this check out my other song parodies
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Cette histoire commence dans le 5, Dumby fout la camps, Harry est incarcéré à Azkaban, les jumeaux passent alors à l'action et les mangemorts... Bon Poudlard déconne et Voldy cherche des croqquettes pour son serpent! Si de plus l'amour s'en mêlait...
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Querido diario… ¡Maldición! Eso se escuchó demasiado gay… ¿Hola estúpido diario?, ¡No! Mmm que tal decir… Querido y muy jodido diario, sí eso se escuchó mucho mejor. •Colección de Drabbles interconectados• Romance/Humor/Parody
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Chronicling the gay adventures of the first two Cavemen to ever think of putting their manstick in anything other than a Cavewoman. Harry/Draco AU/Parody.
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Petit florilège des lois stupides édictées par Fudge, assisté d'Ombrage, et leurs applications pas toujours évidentes.
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Inspired by Tara's in famous story, this is my take on it. Enjoy! And just like the original, goodness knows when I'll update. Enjoy. Prepz welcome!
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The famed Potteroops are BACK! And better than ever. More fluff than the offspring of a dustbunny and a candyfloss! More crack than a box of Colombian powdered sugar! Now make sure to review, otherwise you don't get more... Enjoy. Updates are coming.
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One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?
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Marauders-era AU. This story was written when someone told me I couldn't write a story that included Voldemort playing an awesome guitar solo. Caution: may kill brain cells. Reposted due to formatting issues.
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Imaginez que rien ne se soit passé au Ministère en 5eme année, que Ombrage était restée Grande Inquisitrice de Poudlard et que Dumbledore soit toujours en fuite, que Sirius soit vivant, que les jumeaux Weasley fassent une surprise...spéciale et que notre trio d'or avait continué l'AD? Et si vous veniez lire cette fiction? Et si vous laissez une review? FICTION EN REECRITURE!
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