Man lasse alle Bücher außer Acht und stecke Voldi ins Kleinkindalter. Dann kommt sowas raus. ONESHOT x Andeutungen zu Voldemorts Lebenslauf x No Pairing
A new era of fanfiction-writing has just begun!
Narcissa discovers the internet, and Bella accuses Snape of doing some unspeakable things. Just a short crack fic to tie you all over.
OneShot-Sammlung über JP/LP ... Nein, ich schreibe nicht, wie sie zusammen gekommen sind, oder gestorben. Ich schreibe die Erlebnisse ihrer Beziehung.
Quite frankly, Bobby is a house-elf. Written simply because I was bored. That and I hate when people make house-elves stupid... Includes spastic house-elves, dull forks, a lethal SPEW button, Pimp My Office, and craziness.
What happened that night when Harry retrieved the memory? How did Dumbledore really die? A one shot story funny and short to read. enjoy it.
Hermione falls in love, but there is a deeper reason for why she connects with him, and it will cost her everything.
When I,Heather, decided to get rid of old Hermione and become New Hermione my antics were recorded. My pals, and co-creators, Katie and Andrea ,who is her own character in the story, antics were also recorded, this what was found in those documents.
Scorpius and Albus Severus were always Meant To Be. Now that their relationship is established, Albus Severus has some questions about how that happened. So anyway, that aside, what's with the copyright marks drowning everything else out every other word?
Un petit délire hors contexte, qui ne veux pas dire grand chose et qui ne va nul part... Enjoy! ou pas... Holly la soeur d'Harry fait déprimer Voldy!
Sanity? NOPE! - 12 lil vignettes that are totally ridiculous, very funny and have a touch of black humour. Featuring Tonks, her fave werewolf, an evil umbrella stand, Mrs. Black with minor problems, Sirius with MAJOR problems and a confused Snape! 3.Chap!
Parody of all the Harry/Hermione romantic fics, you know the ones I’m talking about. No Bashing.
Just some random conversations between different characters.What will happen, who knows?Rated for later chapters too, may change.
Neville is called to the Hospital Wing during an emergency but what he finds is totally unexpected.
Sometimes no one wins.
Harrys 5. Jahr in Hogwarts. Voldemorts Tochter Mortebella, bisher zu Hause unterrichtet und ein waschechtes Biest, kommt nun nach Hogwarts. Begleitet sie durch ein aufregendes Schuljahr!
A parody of the horrible state of HP fanfiction since book 7, featuring an all-new Harry Potter trailer of epic proportions.
With all the nasty swipes at Sues at there, what happened to making fun of Stus? This story is going to help change this gender inequality. Not only that, but you the reader get a say in just how they get made fun of! Sequel to 'Miss Sue'
One-Shot. LM/SS. Lucius trägt gerne bequeme Schuhe, auch wenn die Absätze mehr als 7 Zentimeter hoch sind. Nicht nachdenken. Lesen. Und lachen.
La rentrée des classe en 6ème année, une mauvaise rencontre dans le hall, des sort qui fusent de toute part et... et Harry, Ron, Hermione, Malfoy et quelques autres se retrouvent projeté vers un endroit qui leur est inconnu. Où sontils, que s'estil passé
Abandoned by the Dursleys, Harry finds himself living on Pride Rock. He must learn the ways of their land in order to survive. He befriends a young lion, who becomes lost and confused due to his horrible past. Harry/Lion King story.
The war is over. The Rotfang conspiracy continues. Written for DLP's Kill Draco thread and the lulz. Oneshot.
Parodia del género caballeresco con base de Harry Potter y alusiones a El Maestro y Margarita. El Rey Albus cría a Harry como a una princesa, pero ella está más interesada en salvar al reino de la plaga económica de un dragón.OoC,OCs y gato francotirador.
You may never look at Harry/Tonks the same way again. Mockfic.
Fastfood fürs Gehirn. Slash. Humor/Parodie. *Sein Partner steckte den Kopf aus dem Badezimmer, die Zahnbürste im Mund. Liest du immer noch diesen Scheiß?“ nuschelte er, bevor er sich wieder zurückzog, um die Zahnpasta auszuspucken.*
Snape has been being mean to poor wittle Harry-kins, so Harry gets his revenge... By writing to Snape's mother? Actually turned out quite well, in my opinion. One-shot.
Oscar Wilde dijo en una ocasión que amarse a sí mismo es el comienzo de un idilio que durará toda la vida. Draco lo sabe muy bien, sin embargo ha olvidado que amar demasiado perjudica seriamente la salud.
Harry watches a James Bond movie. The following is the result.
exactly what the title says. I just had to do one of these myself! R&R
Il est de notoriété publique que les enterrements sont tristes. Sauf que là, c'est celui de Rogue, que le bougre assiste au délire total qui y règne, et qu'il prend soin de bien démonter tous les clichés dont il a toujours été victime. Quel hommage...