A collection of things that didn't happen in Defense class at Hogwarts, but which I think would have been funny. Contains Paper airplanes, Ravenclaws, & Snape-embarassment. Read, Laugh, review. Repeat as necessary. Rating for safety.
Mary-Wisteria Cullen is off to Hogwarts after being homeschooled in America. How is she going to handle her new life? Can she get over her tragic past? Who will she be with? A Twilight & Lord of the Rings crossover, NOT A MARYSUE, real summary inside!
Two parody songs that my friend and I made up. They're rather funny and random.
Imagine that Harry Potter had been killed, but Voldemort went after Neville instead. Can Neville save the world or no? Be the first to discover! A parody of Harry Potter.
traduction de deux OS de Nonjon. L'Ordre du Phénix ne parvenant pas à stopper les plans maléfiques de Voldemort et sa bande de chenapans, Harry et l'AD décident de s'en charger eux-mêmes. Pauvre, pauvre Voldemort... humour scato mais poilant, pas de slash
She opened her eyes and looked around- why was everything so big?
Harry knew, a log time ago, that he would never die.
The kittens in the pink room have seen unspeakable things.
Eleven years after Deathly Hallows, Dudley Dursley is a private investigator in Poughkeepsie, New York.
Die ganze Welt hat sich gegen Harry verschworen, und so beschließt er, den weiteren Verlauf seines Schicksals selbst in die Hand zu nehmen. Und warum sollte ihm das auch nicht gelingen?
Collection of one shots featuring the stories of Harry's first babysitters. Part four of the Harry’s First series. Lily and James find it difficult to keep hold of a babysitter longer then one night, I wonder why…
As a sequel to 'Queers are here,' after Dumbledore refuses to do stuff with Ron, Ron cheats. They break up and Ron will do anything to get a new boyfriend. Watch Potter Puppet Pals first! If we owned PPP, it would go something like this. COMMENTS R GREAT!
a parody written for my english class in about 5 minutes..enjoy! I also know there are a few typos and general mistakes, please forgive me!
Lysander and Lorcan get revenge on a prankster their first night at Hogwarts. Fireworks, swamps, trick wands, and self-writing quills to get the minimum revenge.
Pansy Parkinson and Ron Weasley were an unlikely allegiance at Hogwarts - in fact, they utterly despised each other. But things change as you get older. 5 Drabbles for the 5 Drabble Competition (HPFC).
Harry Potter saw 12 things in his life so far that have ruined him. Drabble. Oneshot.
Wands have a mind of their own, right? What if wands have insanely bad attitudes? Idea taken from story: Eleven Inch Holly Phoenix Feather. Content owned by Ms. J.K Rowling. Rated M for Language
Alguna vez se han preguntado ¿Cómo será ser un mortifago fuera del campo de batalla? Descubranlo junto a nosotros y Lucius Malfoy en este fantastico Reality Show (Fic ganador del reto inaugural "Que tal si..." del foro "El Mapa del Mortífago").
Jasmina is upset with the headmaster about Gryffindor winning the house cup and confronts him. Oneshot. Rated T for lots of language.
After a failed animagus transformation, Hermione seeks help from Harry and his girlfriend, Susan. Smut without a pesky plot or bothersome story. HP/HG/SB
Within every group there is a driving force, an inescapable destiny... The Trio is no exception.
Self-insert fic with me and 4 friends, please ignore. Do not flame. Lots of pairings both het and slash. This was just for fun, it's the easiest way to share with my friends. I apologize for this posting.
Silliest thing I've ever written, so silly it needs no explanation, but: what goes down when death eaters are planning ways to take over the world evilly!
HARRY POTTER, AGE 35 IS SEEN RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS NAKED AND FIRING EXPELLIARMUSES INTO THE AIR. A short article by Rita's daughter on the disadvantage of headaches in the wizarding world. Disclaimer inside.
Harry is sick and tired of Umbridge thinking she controls everything so he decides to show her who's in control.
Tout est dans le titre! Pour les curieux! OS YAOI PWP DMHP
A humorous fic about a beta reader who has had enough with plots that don’t make any sense, especially the ones with all the brooding…
Suite à un léger accident, Hermione et son professeur préféré, j'ai nommé Rogue, échangent de corps. Pour le meilleur, et surtout pour le pire. Poudlard n'a qu'à bien se tenir ! Chapitre 11 en ligne ! Et pui, tout arrive !
An essay on what I find problematic with most harmony fanfics.
Harry gej, Draco też gej, o Ronie już nie wspominając. Lav i Hermiona napalone. No istny burdel, moi drodzy! Pisane w formie dialogu, rating ze względu na przekleństwa.