Every Thursday, Professor Sprout brings Neville a new exotic plant, but even she doesn't know what to make of the strange and interesting flytrap that shows up during the total eclipse of the sun. :::lolhomage to Little Shop of Horrors:::
Sobrevivir a los celos de una dama, es toda una travesía, pero sobrevivir a los celos de una letal manticora es más importante que el orgullo mismo. ¿Acaso esperaban algo más de Sir Cadogan?
Lucius Malfoy was not a vicious man, really, but when he'd heard of a giant spider living free in the Forbidden Forest he was motivated into action.
Este fic participa en el minireto de Noviembre para "La Copa de las Casas 2017-18 del foro La Noble y Ancestral Casa de los Black". Siente la pasión: Cedric, Quidditch, Parodia, Songfic y Palabra secreta. Cedric ha descubierto por primera ese torbellino de emociones que es el amor. Cupido se ha encaprichado de él, ¿o quizás fue el tejón el que se obsesionó con ese ángel?
Esta una simple guía para convertirse en la mamá/papá gatuna/o perfecta. Nosotros abogamos por la igualdad de derechos y la libre elección de perder la mente como mejor les parezca.
A meeting with an old acquaintance forces Severus Snape to rethink the position in his life.
Where a young boy is hit by lightening and his soul crosses over to a Harry Potter universe. Harry died in an auto accident along with Vernon and Dudley. Just as Harry dies the soul of Jamie Pulford slides into Harry's body. In Jamie's world he has read books about Harry Potter, but in this world he becomes Harry Potter.
Before The Cursed Child, there were stories like this. She's never met her father, but Bella Schwann is Daddy's girl.
It's finally reached HP... the HARRY POTTER MEME! And I got tagged by Alister's Girlfriend. Included: Umbridge torture, Fred and George Humor, Oliver Wood, Draco Malfoy, and a lot of other random things. And the Giant Squid! Slight parody, slight crack.
This was inspired by Kohakuhime of Konoha. Like the title says, it's a meme of Harry Potter!
(Probably spoilers) beware!
If Lockhart actually manages to solve the secret of The Chamber of Secrets, Harry will have no choice but to kiss Malfoy. Ew. ADDED BONUS: An exploding head. Oneshot, no slash. Shame.
So far... Songs: Welcome to the Black Parade, Check Yes Juliet, Perfect and any you want! Themes: Harry's "death", James/Lily, Draco
Hermione gets detention the first day of her seventh year. And she gets it again until she's got a whole year of detentions. Whatever will Professor Snape do with her for a whole school year? HG/SS; mostly DH compliant.
Bringing this back edited for the holidays. Enjoy!
If there was one thing Voldemort wanted more than the death of Harry Potter, it was hair. Oneshot.
Dumbledore wants to know about Harry's love life. First story so go easy on me.
Lors du soir du nouvel an, ils se rendent à la soirée organisée pour les adolescents. Et c'est à ce moment-là que Troy et Gabriella... Mais n'importe quoi ! C'est à ce moment-là que Harry et Draco se rencontrèrent... Et ça part en vrille :p
A Harry Potter parody of epic proportions.
Dramione: A re-imagining of the song "Popular," from the musical "Wicked," as performed between the new Slytherin and Gryffindor couple.
They're back...
A collection of short, ridiculous stories that were previously known as Deleted Scenes in Time you go on. A collection of stories that would normally not be included in my story; mainly parody and silly humor.
Tous les professeurs de défense contre les forces du mal interviwé par Skeeter dans la très célèbre emission "c'est pas vous d'le dire!"... Un grand n'importe quoi, donc.....
In every HP book there seems to come that moment where you think, if the stupid idiot had just done 'thing', then it could all have ended merrily. This is a list of 7 of those moments.
Tom Riddle es un mago oscuro que quiere conquistar el mundo bajo el nombre de Lord Voldemort. Harry Potter canta en YouTube. La verdad, ninguno tiene idea de cómo terminaron juntos. CrackFic. Parodia. Humor.
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Como toda parodia hay que estar bien vacunado para el humor irracional y transgretransgresor, estais advertidos. En esta historia el ministro de magia Fudge encarga a Rita Skeeter una mision muy importante: espiar a todo el personal de Hogwarts profe
Twelve students ponder how their teachers pass their spare time as their final day at Hogwarts draws closer.
Lord Voldemort hates unruly hair, oh yes, he does! “And like… Why do you think I hate Harry Potter so much?”
Harold harry wakes up in a differet time and Leyarne is asked to look after him. Who is Leyarne and is she safe? sorry i suck at summaries but please read : and please review so i can improve it : thnx all sorry some are short.