What happens when the Golden Trio, Fred, George, and Ginny watch Harry Potter in 99 seconds?
Crack!fic I wrote because someone claimed there are no Dumbledore/Firenze fics; well, now there is one!
Just a tiny oneshot. Harry is overwhelmed when seeing his parents' graves.
Harry Potter and Severus Snape are soulmates, Veelacorns, and caught in the crosshairs of Dumbledore's quest for world domination. Tom Riddle never stood a chance against the manipulative Headmaster. Watch Wizarding history turned arse over tiddles as Harry and Severus join forces. Much irreverent parody, neigh Snarrody, awaits you! Giddy up!
This is a fic written with the use of a bot. It features a savage Harry Potter at Hogwarts. They fight Voldemort and Things are weird. Reading this might cause death by laughter.
The Seekers are going on tour of Latin America and Australasia. But what's it like for them to travel around the globe, performing at every corner, and seeing all the sights? Well, you can find out in this weekly tour diary written by none other than Harry Potter himself!
Ever since Harry Potter could remember he has had a hideous face. A side affect of the killing cure gave him a nose larger than severus snapes nose and a scar uglylier than moodys. Read a short story about harrys ugly life.
A songfic about a Fanfiction Writer dueling with Everybody else for their writing of My Immortal Fanfictions
The world of fanfiction is filled with so many clichés. This is my attempt at oneshots where Harry would defeat Lord Voldemort one cliché at a time. Each chapter would be a complete story in itself and further chapters would be added each time I get a new idea. ONESHOT.
Reír esta sobrevalorado, realmente no es de ninguna ayuda a largo plazo. Lo único que te lleva es a tener arrugas de risa que mancharan tu bonita cara.
Una noche de pasteles y colicos (Daphne/Draco/Harry) Reto "Desafiando al azar" propuesto por la pagina A. PriorIncantatem
Based on episode of Clarence of the same name. The trio play arcade games with only one token each. Don't like, don't read. Set in AU: American, everyone is nine years old.
Thought a mere mouthful of Felix Felicis was impressive? Now, suppose Harry had downed the WHOLE vial... [Crackfic. Parody. Oneshot.]
Day 10 of the fanfic 2018 Advent Calendar! All Harry Potter fans are respectfully requested to lay down all torches and pitchforks before entering.
[Crack-fic] Vous aimez rire? vous aimez les blagues un peu pourris et les références alakon? Bienvenu dans le Potty Show. Une histoire faites pour vous !
E se i personaggi di Harry Potter trovassero un tipico test su una rivista magica e decidessero di provare? Quali sarebbero le loro risposte?
Dumbledore crossed the line. Furious about Harry being left with the Dursleys, Death herself steps in and proposes a plan to have him raised in the Marauders' era. However, her sister Fate has her own plan up her sleeve, and nothing will stop her from seeing it happen. After all, a Harry raised by Winston Churchill will certainly be more prepared to fight the Dark Lord... right?
Harry's family has always been a little different. As has Harry himself always been. And they were quite happy with that.
We will magic you!
When Harry and Hermione agreed to teach at Hogwarts, they never expected to teach a nudist. Rated for language and nudity.
Magic is a strange and uncontrollable beast, one small thing changes and who knows what can result. Actually, I do. Madness. Complete, utter, and hilarious madness. Everything that can go wrong with Voldemort's Resurrection. Crack. One-shot.
Jak Dumbledore został dyrektorem? Czemu Voldemort nie zamordował Harry'ego? Historia prawdziwa, o której żadna książka Wam nie opowie. Miniaturki dodawane sporadycznie, każda może być ostatnią. Ostrzeżenia: specyficzny humor, głupota, możliwość niezrozumienia pewnych wątków, które są zrozumiałe tylko dla osób, które brały udział w wydarzeniach na podstawie których powstały.
At the beginning of ch.10 in Chamber of Secrets, Lockhart commands Harry to aid him in re-enacting for the class his supposed defeat of the Wagga Wagga werewolf. At the end of the lesson, he says, "Homework: compose a poem about my defeat of the Wagga Wagga werewolf! Signed copies of 'Magical Me' to the author of the best one!" Here's mine :-)
¿Qué pasaría si Harry Potter hubiese descubierto que, en lugar de mago, es... CRISTIANO? Aquí tenéis la respuesta: una de las peores historias jamás escritas por el ser humano. Disfrutad de una novela sobre el extremismo, el machismo y las redes sociales.
Snape used his brain to save his own life when Voldemort was about to kill him
[TRADUCTION] La sixième année va être unique en son genre pour Harry, car il devra gérer Vassago, son mentor démon, ses amours d'adolescent, des Mary-Sues, un Serpentard blond enceint, des elfes de maison zombies et un professeur aux cheveux gras qui ne va certainement pas trahir tout le monde. Ouais, ça va chier. Suite de 'Devil's Covenant'.
The Killing Curse still bounces.
A certain amount of lateral thinking goes a long way in the Triwizard Tournament. Oneshot.
No one expects a certain impersonation. (Oneshot. Crack. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot.)
What would happen if Hogwarts was forced to accept thousands of South American refugees? And how does this crisis tie into Voldemort's sinister plans?