Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
A logical girl gets into an illogical mess. She has to fix it.
Draco Malfoy pays Hermione to teach him some cool offensive spells. What she teaches him though, is far beyond his expectations.
A gold bracelet found in Grimmauld Place not long after the death of his godfather changed his life dramatically. Story contains references to the Scorpion King/ The Mummy films.
Voldemort should have considered the components of his resurrection a tad more carefully.
The blood protection, contrary to common fanon, doesn't protect against anyone but Voldemort. But what if it did?
That was the only way to describe how Voldemort discovered the link between him and Harry Potter. Not slash, just a funny scenario I thought of. ONE SHOT, COMPLETE.
What if Lily and James had twins? What if Harry Potter had to be raised by Severus and Jane Potter had to be raised by a newly divorced Petunia? What if there were no antagonists and everything was just a huge misunderstanding? What happens to the story now? (Humor, Eventual SLASH; TMRHP, NLOC, RWDM & Other Surprise Pairings)
A series of crack! These are mostly very short, very bad stand-alone stories exploring the insane ideas encountered in serious fic. Anything goes, including various if not all ships and any tropes I can think of. Rated just to be safe.
We all know how the story goes. But what if Harry was in fact... a girl named Mattie? What if the Dursleys were actually nice, the teachers at Hogwarts not that bright and the Headmaster not that gentle? What if Hermione was stupid, Ron a rich snob and Draco a sensitive little kitten? Please note that this story is purely humorous.
Regulus meminta sang kakak untuk menemaninya menghadiri seminar di Hogwarts. Salah satu pembicaranya adalah Remus Lupin. Apa yang membuat Regulus kapok membawa kakaknya itu ke acara seminar? / AN: WolfStar, drabble oneshot AR.
Harry Potter late night study session with Hermione Granger smut
Lily and James Potter survived the night Voldemort was vanquished, but Albus has some plans he wants to discuss with them... Mocking of the evil!Dumbledore cliche.
Non-magical AU! Fem!Harry (Harriet) Potter was caught in action of doing sex with her landlord's (Remus Lupin) dog (Animagus!Sirius Black). What action will Remus take against her for this? One-shot. Completed.
Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff have a betting pool each year on Gryffindor and Slytherin. Like- which house will lose the most points that week/month, which house will do the most ridiculous thing, which house will have the most drama surrounding it, etc. - Jet (Jetainia)
A song parody to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," dedicated to our favorite Potions Master and his characteristic greasy hair. Enjoy!
Harry Potter meets Mean Girls.
Harry finally decides to take back his freedom. This story was written by Lucifael and i am mearly putting it on this site word for word.
Yes, it's yet another attempt at a parody/sequel to My Immortal. I know it seems like everyone who's into really crappy fiction has already done one, but I thought I'd do one anyway.
An ode to the Potterotica Podcast, Keep it Sexy Magical
A fangirl is rejected by the men she desires most, so she decides to irritate Sirius, James, Remus, Severus, and Lucius in revenge. She writes lists for how to annoy each bloke to pass around Hogwarts. Comedic crack-fic parody
Fred always felt like people would never see him for just himself until one day a small green eyed boy walks into his life and sees him and not
Marriage laws, forced betrothals, the phrase, "It is what it is." I'm not in favor of any of these , naturally I wrote a story that includes all of them. Light on the Ron and Molly bashing - for me. Eventual Harmony.
Or, craziness comes to Hogwarts in the form of being "cool."
By a strange turn of events and a bout of mistaken identity, Voldemort accidentally attempts murder on the wrong baby resulting in a world where Luna Lovegood is the Girl-Who-Lived and Dumbledore is convinced she is the one in Trelawney's prophecy.
(Mary Sue Parody) Miss Mary-What’s-her-name-Sue has begun at Hogwarts — and with her she brings adventure!
A bunch of my draft fics to I use to try and jump start my will to live and to write. These aren't serious stories, they're just stupid prompts.
What if a fanfic was written like a game of mad libs? What if it was written at 1am? You would get this... whatever it is. I do use some Gilbert and Sullivan song lyrics in this. The intent of this story to make people laugh at the bizarre imagery, no offense intended.
This is a collection of sex stories (by me) of Harry Potter from almost any point in the Harry Potter timeline. All characters are by JK Rowling, most stories (if not all) will be set around an actual event in the Harry Potter timeline. Stories will NOT be published in any particular order, only as ideas come. Hope you enjoy!
Some young ladies dream of being the wife of a Nobleman, Ivanna Harris dreams of being the Nobleman that the young ladies are yearning to marry. While disguising herself as her brother works while they are children, Ivanna's becoming too feminine to be a believable boy. One day, a man named Roderick Gryffindor comes to their small village, and Ivanna leaps at the opportunity for ad