A prank so great, everyone knew only the Weasley Twins could be the perpetrators, and without losing a single house point! But how did they perform the impossible? The entire school is buzzing with the ongoing mystery till one day it turns into something even greater. Something wonderful. The one prank to rule them all. The supreme prank of pranks that topped even Fred and George!
When three people, as different as can be, are brought together to read some trollfics and other so-bad-its-horrible fanfics, this is the mess that happens. Commentary and stories within stories. Rated for Language.
Scottie and Emily are transported to London by a "dimension-hopping TARDIS machine" laptop. Lost and alone with only two bags and three hundred quid, they run into some familiar faces... and promptly make fools of themselves. Co-written (cover art by Emily). Original script, OCs/non-Mary Sue self inserts and a boatload of stupid.
A My Immortal parody. The year is 1999 and Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way has arrived at Hogwarts, for some reason. But all is not as it seems. Harry and the gang get caught up in Ebony's shenanigans and life at Hogwarts will never be the same.
the Assassin lady and the psychotic mom of five Zoldyck kids... and prepare your funny heads to annoy her... :D
read the exciting (read: snarky) comments made by an English major on what is quite possibly the worst fanfiction of all time, "My Immortal". Rated M for the original author's language, as well as the language of the commentator. DracoxMary Sue
A response to the Mario is Mental video on YouTube, originally a rant, I figured with changes I could make it into a story, this is also my 100th story published! WOOT! Now with seven extras!
what if bella was mitchie?
The Sequel to My Hybrid. Bella is now pregnant and they are in New orleans Sorry bad summary.
A Harry Potter Parody that takes place During the Order of the Pheonix featuring two original characters, this was written as a comedy and i look forward to your reviews. Hope you enjoy. Will Contain smut at a later date.
(Mixed Original and Rebuild AU) No fancy summary here, people are going to get Genderbent and stuff is gonna happen. Go figure. If you're looking for a piece of literary art, it's best you find something else. Rated T for language and just in case. Characters may turn out OOC. You've been warned. -ABANDONED, UP FOR ADOPTION-
Victoire's Birthday is here and her mother wants to give her the best gift that she could. WARNING NOT FOR CHILDREN! I REPEAT! WARNING NOT FOR CHILDREN I WARNED YOU! YES YOU! YOU KNOW WHO!
An AU version of Fate/Stay Night, set in Fuyuki city. Except, Fate/Stay Night is a game created by Type-MOON, and the battle is instead fought by people using modified cellphones to summon servants from anime and manga to fight for the grail. The tournament is hosted by Type-MOON. Expect crack, due to multiple clashing universes. (Updating again)
AU. Comedia. ¿Qué pasaría si Mako, Korra, Bolin, Iroh y Asami vivieran todos juntos en un apartamento de Nueva York? ¿Y si fueran juntos a la universidad? ¿En cuantos líos podrán meterse antes de que todo explote? ¡Vive las experiencias de la vida real del equipo avatar cuando no están salvando al mundo! -Gracias por leer!
Voldemort, Neville, vaginal flashbacks, and a potholder. The quintessence of quality Harry Potter fanfiction. Some slurs are slurred, some tears are shed. Also, it's a oneshot. And screw you.
My commentary on My Immortal, rumoured to be the worst fanfiction in the world, rated teen for creepiness. I do not own My Immortal, I would be hiding in my mom's minivan right now if I did.
Mary Sue-Anne "Sapphire" Riddle had gotten into quite a lot of mishaps in her life, but this may be her deadliest yet.
9 year old Draco doesn't like Auntie's New Boyfriend. After The Dark Lord comes to Dinner one night. (Pretend for stories sake that Voldie is alive, Bellas not in Azkaban when Draco is 9.) After Dinner, Draco tells Auntie Bella he wont let anything hurt her Not while He's Around. Song Credits to Sweeney Todd musical. I own nothing. this is a nonsexual story. Please review
Gandalfr, the Shield of God, meant to protect its summoner from harm - a master of weaponries that would take on armies to protect its master. If Louise was destined to summon one, it would only befitting that her Gandalfr would be someone whom had been deemed a God, is a weapon master, and had took on armies alone... Another attempt with Mega Man Zero as Louise's familiar.
Usually a fangirl would go straight to Dumbledore upon falling into the wizarding world, right? And try not to bend rules and abuse loopholes to better herself, right? Wrong on all counts. Here's what happens when a girl just wants to live her life, save the world, and get stupidly rich along the way. Why the hell didn't Dumbledore try any of this shit? Oh yeah, wizards are stupid.
Kallua and Killia are back this time for interviewing their parents and other character in the fic of wife for zaoldyeck. Enjoy!
Like the title suggests, a compilation of short, humorous side-stories/omakes that take place in the HPMP universe but don't actually happen in the story. This will be updated irregularly at my whims, but each chapter is its own story so there won't be any cliffhangers. You should probably read Harry Potter, Magic Programmer before reading this, as it will make far more sense.
Ah,My Immortal,the story of complete abuse of the English language,what a sad and horrifying fan fiction. Join me as I explore this dark cavern of horrible OOCness and Mary Sue overdoses with complete humorous, anguish and snarky comments from the deepest part of my judgement of fan fiction. (And hopefully survive this experience in one,sane piece)
Have you ever wondered what would happen if The Weird Sisters couldn't perform at The Yule Ball? If, instead, some muggle-born students did the music? Well, here's my version. Rated for some of the words used Fem!Harry Drarry Dancer!Harry
Weddings are wonderful events. Usually. A chance for two people to declare their love. But things are never simple when you're a Nation. Can Belarus marry the right man? Will Arthur get to the church on time? Will anyone ever be the same? Sequel to Baltic Secrets and Revelations. Warnings: swearing, silliness, cartoon violence.
A parody of the Goblet of Fire movie. Harry returns for another year at Hogwarts, but things go crazy when the threat of Voldemort returning and a new DADA teacher with a dark secret appear. It's just another year at Hogwarts, right? Nope. Contains Twilight and Doctor Who references as well as VERY one sided Harry/Cedric and Ron/Krum (I don't ship either one, it's only a joke).
Résultats des cadavres exquis. WTF assuré !
It was one of those open secrets that no one was really quite sure if they believed or not. It was legendary. The finest artists, writers, and programmers from Silver Elite and Red Leather had come together and made… a game. Did it really exist? Yes. Yes, it did. And Cloud had a copy. [A collection of one-shots from what has become fondly known as 'sex game verse'. Eventual ASGZC.]
Conjunto de drabbles&one-shots. Uno era casi un pirómano, otro era despistado, la más pequeña acomplejada, la otra una stalker, otro era emo-nostálgico y el último un narcisista. El departamento DragonSlayer-Lockser a veces era todo un caos.
Everyone always thinks they can get one over on the old man. [Oneshot] [Crack/Parody of Super!Dark!Indie!Well-Endowed!2Wycked!Harry]