Moka is a young mermaid, curious about the world of human beings. She is madly in love with a human man, but is told not to love him, due to her adoptive father's strict policy about humans. Determined to be with him, she makes a dangerous deal with the sea witch, who gives her three days to receive the kiss of true love from the human, otherwise she'll receive a much worst fate.
My name is Legolas. All my friends are dead. (The abrupt, depressing tale of one Elf's quest to find his friends or non-immortality…and not necessarily in that order.)
Ever read the Percobeth Parody on my old profile, Xander and Kanja? Well, hereit is again, for another dose of randomness! So you know how Nico is gay and likes Percy? You know how Percy likes Annabeth? Well their love stories have taken a twist! Now Percy loves BOTH Annabeth AND Nico. Weird, right? Well, let's see how this all goes once Percy confesses... (ON HOLD)
Draco's got a crush and a plan to destroy the golden trio. Harry has a plan to destroy Draco's plan. Hermione is demanding and Ron is stuck flirting with Malfoy. And what am *I* doing in this story? Read and find out. :D -let's forget about Voldemort here- *not slash just some crack*
You know those stories where Harry discovers he's super rich, super powerful, and all the good guys are evil and the bad guys are good and he's related Merlin? This story is nothing like that.
Harry and Hermione get unexpected help while on Horcrux hunt. Starts as Ron chickens out and leaves to go see his mum so he can get to eat properly. Rated T for language and sexual innuendo. Former 3 part story combined into one story. REVISED 8/10/14
NON-CANON One-Shot. Harry and Voldy are killed in the final battle and Harry's will is to be read. UPDATED: 10/16/14
A/U non-cannon Fluff/Humor. Starts with Harry's first trip to Gringotts. Just a silly little one-shot I couldn't get out of my mind until I had it in the computer. Rated 'T' for Language. UPDATED 11/24/13
This is an AU/Fantasy and a bit funny story. It includes a super powered Harry. It does not follow canon. It includes some bashing of my less than favorite canon characters. HP/HG/SB UPDATED: 10/14/14
HP & Marcia as one complete story. A non-canon story beginning in the gangs fourth year. Powerful, independent Harry with bashing of certain characters I'm not fond of. Its meant as a parody with humor and rated T for language. HP/HG/LL Revised: 9/07/13
REVISED AND UPDATED: NON CANON Features a super powered Harry with lots of money, titles and all that rot. Its meant to entertain those who like those stories and bash my least favorite JKR chars. Harmony all the way. Minor Revision: 7/12/14
This is the life of Ashley Bernitz and the Grabacr Squadron during their time in the United States between the Belkan War of 1995, and the Circum-Pacific War of 2040. Takes place in the Shattered Skies Universe. Looney Tunes characters will be mentioned. Please read and review.
MeteorGarden/HanayoriDango/BoysBeforeFlower!AU. Eren Jaeger mesti mengubur mimpinya hidup dengan tenang sebagai mahasiswa karena sudah menarik perhatian kelompok F4 atau Freedom Four. Gerombolan yang-Eren berani sumpah-paling norak dan ugal-ugalan yang pernah dilihatnya. Beranggotakan Levi Ackerman, Farlan Church, Erwin Smith, dan Jean Kircshtein. Apakah Eren mampu menghadapi F4?
this is my first story so plz do kill me if it sucks, you first meet ash as he spawns in the world of minecraftia. with no pants... :/ yeah. he begins hes life jest like no other but he meets a girl and this girl has taken a liking to Ash
The characters from Dragoncast Productions are in Panem! And they have been reaped for the 24th Annual Hunger Games! Who will win? Will they be a mortal, a Wizard/Witch, a Dragonborn, a Wolfblood, or another magical person? Find out here! Character list from DCP Chapter 15: A Frozen Fury. Most last names are custom.
Awhile after Prussia gets hit in the face with an ice bolt, Russia's icy powers are discovered! Will Prussia and Ukraine save Russia from the evil Belarus before it is too late? Basically, it is a parody of Frozen, with Prussia! :D
...or, abusing the hell out of the fact that wizards use gold for money. I had always been a pragmatist, even before I died. But when I was reborn as a Carrow, with the ability to use magic, I proceed to take advantage of this fact. Malfoy was right about one thing - money is power. SI, cracky, one shot
What the Nazguls secretly thought during the LOTR. Chapter 5 (Chapter 1 not yet written), Post Bruinen. The Nazguls have failed, and now they must face Sauron himself. Oh the horror!
Time Travel to the Marauder's Era parody. In which Hermione plans a book, Sirius and Harry start a harem, James and Ron plot, and Ginny and Hermione make a friend.
Harry Potter could have ended in an entirely different way. Series of interconnected one shots. Rated M for character death and slight gore.
Tired of all those cliche fanfics where Lucy gets kicked off the team? I know I sure am. Apparently, so are the members of Fairy Tail. Let's see what they have to say about it. Crackfic, parody or what-you-will. Why? Because I can!
Tonks is selected by Professor Dumbledore to direct the first musical ever performed by the Hogwarts Theatre Group. With Lily Evans at her side to help and a motley assortment of actor wannabes, how much would go wrong? A lot, in fact. PLEASE READ THE DISCLAIMER!
After catching a horrible disease, Milori was put into cryosleep for 100 years. Then the found the cure. BUT! He has to adapt to this new hollow. Robots, cars, holograms! Imagine being able to have all these things and still protect the environment. Well the fairies did it! Can Milori win back the heart of Clarion who has lost her memory in a car crash? Will he survive?
Daisy and Moonflower started a relationship show! Some cats may get their ears shredded.
Rainbowkit of ThunderClan, your average mary-sue, soon chosen as deputy, and then leader. Will ThunderClan be able to cope with the Mary Sue-ness of it all? Will her sister, Foxpaw be the sane villain of the story? Will Lionblaze Brush his teeth while eating a potatoe? Find out in "Rainbowstar's Legacy!" (TROLLFIC WARNING! BEWARE!)
"What's the- Harry, you're talking about sneaking out of Hogwarts! All to meet you-know-who!" In which Severus overhears something he really wished he hadn't. Set in 6th year. Now a twoshot; Albus has some concerns regarding Harry's choice of partners.
Harry unknowingly inspires Luna to create a cult bent on world domination.
Ever been reading a story or fanfiction and thought 'Wow, that was really dumb.' or 'That doesn't make any sense? Well me too. This is a series of one-shots where I write about the particularly dumb things in Harry Potter. Both canon stupidity and fanon tropes will be represented. Enjoy if you're looking for a short laugh.
The Greil Mercenaries and their friends struggle on through their turn-based lives.
un misterioso remolino absorbe a ranma, akane,inuyasha ,ahome amu e ikuto que los lleva a conocer nuevos mundo y personajes de series ,programas , etc. Una historia llena de diversión un momento perfecto para reir anteriormente la fuerza del destino