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Voldemort is caught off guard by something he has never heard before. [One Shot]
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AS THE TITLE SAYS, THIS IS A STUPID STORY WITH LOTS OF CLICHÉS AND PLOT HOLES. INCEST, UNDERAGE SEX WARNING HARRY HAREM
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Hermione is a math prodigy. Hogwarts is a test of the impossible, there's no such thing as magic and all it is, is just the term people use to describe phenomena they do not currently understand. As Hermione attempts to prove magic never existed and everything can be explained simply in muggle terms the question of the century remains - do you believe in magic? [Crackfic]
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Snape decides to take on FF's trolls, with his trademark charm and sternness. When this author gets sick of explaining the difference between abuse and feedback, Snape takes over. Funny, true, and oh so satisfying for any author that has dealt with this FF menace. Warnings: Discussions of what people object to in ff including spanking and violence, and some strong language.
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Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
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Harry realizes that his many problems can be solved without violence. Of course, it will not be bad if he earns money along the way and the heart of a certain Slytherin girl. Turns out Every Flavour Beans are the answer to all young Raveclaw's problems. AU.
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Post HBP. Harry Potter & Eppy have a conversation about his life, Veela, male pregnancy, murder, Ministry stupidity, Azkaban, dark magic and Voldemort. And Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh my! Warning contains male rape and dark story line.
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Harry Potter was a normal kid until that fateful night he went to Hogwarts. Oneshot.
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Draco se caso con un mestizo llamado Harry Potter, y Lucius siempre busca como humillarlo, pero cuando Harry llega de sorpresa con los amigos de Lucius, éste lo defiende. Drabble inspirado en la escena de "Malcom el de en medio" donde Lois llega con las nuevas amigas de su madre Aida. [Imagen: "Young Lucius Malfoy" Artista: "Nezumivi" en "Tumblr","Instagram"]
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Les Moldus connaissent "Face de book", eux, ils connaissent "Face d'hippogriffe". Pour résumer, un Albus Dumbledore qui se fait victimiser, une McGonagall accro à l'herbe, des cadavres qui envoient des textos… Un gros bazar quoi! Rating T pour le langage.
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Bartemius Crouch Junior was supposed to be a genius in canon, 12 OWLs and NEWTs, beating some academic records, what if his book smarts translated into real-life smarts? Features a smart and sensical Barty Crouch who can think on the spot well enough to escape going to Azkaban. One-shot that may be extended if reviews reflect readers' desire for more.
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Voldemort is cunning and sly, but what if he was lazy? Commanding the Death Eaters day and night? This is a really funny one-shot fanfic, pls read!
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It's the height of the reign of Lord Voldemort. He is the king of evil. He's implemented a life-changing, personality swap object called The Wall. This changes people who cross it to change entirely into person with their worse traits. Read as Harry, Ron, and Hermione, behave entirely the opposite as in the books. This is my first fanfic. Please rate and review!
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Not your regular WBWL! This is my take on WBWL, and it's pretty cracked. There is a plot, however, but that's like the only reason it can't be completely labeled as crack. After the attack on Godric's Hollow, Charlus Potter is labeled Boy-Who-Lived. Hadrian sinks into the shadows, and James and Lily's minds are influenced by The Greater Force. Peter was not considered by the Force.
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All things have a purpose, but sentience complicates things. Basically one sided mental dialogue of the main character... which is going to be easy to guess but I kept it slightly confusing on purpose so let me have my fun dammit. American slang used intentionally, some dirty LANGUAGE.
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AU. its is covid-19 season and all of us are in quarantine, so thought it would be funny to see how hogwarts e-schools students. R&R!
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A look into Draco's thoughts when Harry catches him crying in the bathroom in book 6. :)
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A look inside Draco's head when Harry finds him crying in the bathroom in book 6. :)
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Just a WBWL story. Or is it? Features everything from idiot adults to unrealistically smart children. Title and summary are both subject to change. Not a serious fic at all. Pairings undecided. Rated for language.
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Quand Alex reçoit sa lettre d'admission dans une école de magie... il est loin de se douter que ça sera le début d'une merveilleuse histoire... une histoire douloureuse, aussi. [OS - COMPLET]
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After freeing Dobby Lucius got a lucky shot at Harry, aaand entry me falling from the stairs right in Harry potter verse. Self Insert and trying to fix all in as little time possible, Do not expect high literature. English teachers are warned, it's easy to make me cry, be gentle. end of second year so no romance yet, maybe a bit of teasing M for language and later contend
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our harry potter the boy-who-lived became undesirable No. 1.
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Cedric's father raises him to be a covert dark lord. During the Triwizard Tournament he realizes he's not the only secret dark lord at Hogwarts.
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老福特放不到的放这里了
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This is a collection of plot bunnies about the many ways Voldemort could have died. I am going to try and pull them all out of left field, but apologize if another author has previously written it. crack!fic I am completely open to suggestions and ideas for future deaths.
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AU. Harry only defeated Voldemort because he wanted a good night's sleep. Snape-mentors-Harry oneshot.
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Sparks fly between a teacher and a student, read on to find out more
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Harry is determined that his father will acknowledge him on the night of his Sorting. And he's willing to do whatever it takes. One-shot, complete, not serious.
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Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Dumbledore, Cho, Cedric and Malfoy have all been summoned. But for what purpose? To watch a video on Youtube about... them! REVIEW! I own nothing!
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Ou "Le recueil des aventures de Dofy, la desperate housewife qui écoute du Lady Gaga en faisant son yoga".
