The Picture of Dorian Gray, Harry Potter-style. Or perhaps Harry Potter, Oscar Wilde-style. A young Severus Snape has a wish granted that colors the rest of his life.
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Dumbledore rounds up the cast of Harry Potter to discuss the Fifth Harry Potter book. Or was it oranges? I have no idea! Read to find out. (funny)
Harry Potter lyrics to Smash Mouth's "All-Star"
What would happen if Voldie and Sauron went to see each others' movies...and hit the Villains' Bar for drinks? And finally it's done! Now EVERYBODY...R/R! (: PG-13 for some swearing and sexual inuendo.
Snape has just finished his bath. Now he's looking for his hair grease. Please R/R!
Sirius Black fans: PLEASE READ! Have you ever heard of the Muggle poem 'The Gingham Dog and the Calico Cat?' Well this is a take on that involving Sirius in his dog form and Crookshanks the cat.
This is a very..interesting story. Yeah.. 12:30 in the morning. Yeah...we're hyper ^-^ READ OR THE FOG WILL GET YOU! MWUAHAHAH ::Cough cough hack hack::
A parody of Fox's Anastasia, with the HP characters ^_^ D/H; St/K slashie :)
Harry laments over a certain someone, Hermione and the Gryffindor gals cheer him up with their redition of "Lady Marmalade". Please Read and Review. Thanks!
This is what happens what an HP fan is in a production of 'The Music Man'. An R/H flavored song paroday
A little thing I tossed off during the lesson when Mieko was writing some particularly filthy Snape filth. Like it? Good. Hate it? Well, shove off, then.
PG for implied physical abuse. *chapter 3* yaysers! :( you guys are lazy reviewers. **secret revealed** finally...took me long enough, I know, but now you get to find out who it was.
CO-WRITTEN WITH SAILOR JUNO. A plain ole weird fanfic. Juno and Hannah are transported into Harry-verse and chaos ensues. Not much plot, but every character you can think of, and lots of random weirdness. Also, if someone thinks of a better title, I'm gla
read for yourself it's really short, a piece of funny and stupid writing, including the Trio, Draco, Snape and a snake, lol
Yeah I know it's after Christmas, but I couldn't get my hands on the book until now. Please read and tell me what you think. Thanks!
Name says it all....
Hogwarts get a new DADA teacher... She's scarily agressive with a sense of humour that befits the best muggle... Chapter 3 ~ Snape and the DADA teacher fight... ohhh fisticuffs... suck it and see
What the title says. Slash, H/D and R/S. Pathetic attempts at humor. =^_^= [COMPLETE]
A song I wrote about a year ago, to the tune of "Lucky" by Britney Spears. RR please!
The title is self-explanatory. This fic pokes fun at badly written slash fics. Erm, Draco/Ron? Flame this all you want! It was written for FUN!! Consider it a badfic.
A song parody of 'I Will Survive'. Written for English class (with a partner as crazy as me), and performed as well. Scary stuff, this is!!
a parody of the beastie boys song paul revere HP style
a remake of save ferris' "support your local ska band" HP style.
Sugar. Mmmm. Harry Pot and his friend Ron Weasel have an...adventure. Heehee. Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this fic...except for my precioussss. Please R&R
What happens when you mix Harry Potter and Little Orphan Annie...yes, you should be afraid, mortals. Fear for your lives
*Part Three and Four Added* The evil continues as Harry & Co. search for the Worst Fusion Ever. >:] Poor Harry Potter. Poor everyone else in Harry Potter. Here's what happens when I get no sleep and work too much. Evil always works too hard. >:]
A parody of Britney Spears' "I'm a Slave for You", featuring the ever-infamous Death Eaters.
Harry touches the surface of why he is still alive. Parody of the Backstreet Boys' "As Long As You Love Me".
This is simply meant to be funny. It's not a sappy love story in any way. This is what would have happened if *I* was there. Mwahahahaha