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In a mythical world where things happen twenty years late, and magic doesn't stop computers from being a thing at Hogwarts, Harry's sudden spike in celebrity drama gives rise to a disturbing trend among fanfic authors. Warning: You may find fics of someone you know. (One-Shot)
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Supposedly, the Disarming Charm is Harry's signature spell. So what if he used it to take on the Triwizard Tournament? [Oneshot. Pure crackfic.]
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Harry Potter left the Dursley’s home before he was 11 and was never found out that he was a wizard, instead he became a drill rapper in West London until he finally found out the truth. One shot.
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This is a parody of The Sound Of Silence by Siom And, Garfunkle. Please do enjoy!
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All was well in the simple life of Harry James Potter. One day, a big scary old GIANT kidnaps him and transports him to an isolated castle in a different country. And what's with this magic joke that all the other kidnapped kids keep repeating? An inside joke? Harry is scared. Harry is very, very, scared.
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Xenophilius Lovegood had always been fascinated with how similar he and Lucius Malfoy looked alike. Maybe they were related!
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The Weasley Twins point out the insufficiency of the Age Line, and a few other things. [Oneshot. Crackfic.]
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After winning the war and defeating the Dark Lord, Harry thought he was finished being fate's chewtoy. He wakes up 14 again and has yet another date with the triwizard tournament. Now he's stuck in a time loop, trading his sanity for amusement, and the universe will never be the same. Includes: sex, violence, swearing, lunacy, bashing, and probably some silly tropes as well.
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If Harry Potter thinks that he gets a chance to go hilariously bonkers and not take Luna Lovegood with him, he's got Another Thing Comin! Cue Judas Priest guitar riff!
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A short that takes place at the end of the 2nd year in the common room. If Harry is supposed to be cunning, he should do what he can to strip his enemies of their power as soon as he can.
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A collection of funny stories involving the lives of Harry and his friends.
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Young Tom Riddle watches Dumbledore set his wardrobe on fire and thinks it's the coolest thing ever. From then on, Tom idolizes Dumbledore and becomes his teacher's pet. Dumbledore has no idea of how to deal with this. A Crack!fic-esque series of short, comedic scenes.
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Witches pride themselves on practicality. (A Marriage Law fic like no other...thankfully)
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What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
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Holly Potter, The-Girl-Who-Lived, has a very interesting life. Rated M for Sexual Scenes.
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just a short little one shot to go with one of my five Hermione/Scabior rules.
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Pansy as a witch conquering the muggle world
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alternate universe and that's about all i can say about this. the title should basically explain itself. rated m just because i like that rating.
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What happens after Delphi's birth? Parody! Humour!
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Drug addiction. Sexual assault. Red Lobster. Absolutely nothing is off the table in this (((eventual))) slash fiction. CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY— also, I haven’t watched a Harry Potter movie since I was outside the age brackets in which i could wipe my own ass. Also NEVER touched the books. So bear with me children.
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These didn't make the cut for some reason. / / Gratuitous alterations to a few scenes from Faceless. Contains spoilers.
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Le Quatrième Mur est tombé et le chaos règne dans le Multivers ! Harry et ses amis découvrent du même coup qu'ils sont les marionnettes d'une entité malfaisante et perverse (l'auteure) qui contrôle tous leurs faits et gestes ! Pourront-ils survivre dans ces conditions tout en évitant les pièges crapuleux de Voldemort ?
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There are some things in the world that must not be said, done or manipulated in the name of the Greater Good, as one Albus Dumbledore would find out painfully. Crack short story making fun of common tropes for HP fiction, don't be so serious.
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An ancient spell book that fount its way to Harry. James. Potter suposely written by the a-legend creator of the foundation of all that is known about magic. no one knows if he really exist but this old book is real so take that how you will (sorry for bad grammar. these spells are your's to use i will be on the look out for them ind story's of harry potter and hope they are used
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One-shots of moments where a scene goes different. Expect everything ...slapstick, cursing, violence, sexual innuendo, tragedy, etc. etc. Anything may happen to any character.*Not JKR* JMJ
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Greatly disappointed by the Battle of Hogwarts death toll, Magic itself compels Harry Potter to relive his school years over and over until he gets it right - PERFECTLY right! Parody. Humour. Friendship. Romance. Drama. Mystery. Tragedy. Fun!
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In a world gone trope mad, Hermione manages to steer her way through a succession of barely plausible events and finds herself living with none other than Draco Malfoy. Written for the 'Sounds Like Dramione' comp 2019. Runner up in: Fan Favourite, Best Fluff and Best Hermione Characterisation.
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The door said: Enter strangers but take heed, For inside are worlds in need. If you hinder, but do not aid Your memory will surely fade. If you seek behind this door Worlds that are unlike yours, You would be in luck my Friend. But will yours have a happy end? "OoOh, spooky," I said as I walked past the door to get me a juice box. Warning: Crack, Self-inert
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James is shipping himself with Lily. All the rest Hogwarts shipping him with Snape. Fem!Severus
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Harry Potter disappeared after the Goblet spit his name out. Now he's back, with help and an old dog. OneShot Pure Parody. This is a madcap idea I mulled in my mind. Harry really likes the Navy.
