My version of The Sad Story of Henry
What if the war ended back in 1979 and Harry was raised by his parents together with an adopted sister. Then things got a little troublesome in their happy little family and Harry got two more step sisters in the process. Happens over the summer after Harry's seventh year.
If one is in the need of a break from the world where everything has to make sense, need a good laugh or things are taking a bit longer in the bathroom, this is the fanfiction for you. This story consists of relatively short chapters which is each based on a black/white-card combination from the fantastic game "Cards Against Muggles". This story will include offending content.
What if the war ended back in 1979 and Harry was raised by his parents together with an adopted sister. Then things got a little troublesome in their happy little family and Harry got two more step sisters in the process. Happens over the summer after Harry's seventh year.
We had the wizard who had no practice for ages and the emaciated homunculus, wrapped in rags, against two young guys, who had been chosen by the Goblet of fire not for their good looks. What could happen after cold lofty voice said "Kill the spare"? It would seem, what could go wrong.
Diese Geschichte ist aus Langeweile entstanden. Geschrieben ist sie aus der Sicht eines Dementen, daher entschuldigt bitte die verschiedenen Sprünge zwischendurch.
Petit OS mettant en scène le personnage de Drago Malefoy. Attention cet OS est très dark alors personnes sensibles s'abstenir. Je suis responsable de ce que j'écris mais pas de ce que vous lisez.
A book. Ginny. Serial murder. And rope.
Hermione just knows Draco's up to something in the Ministry-mandated Muggle Awareness Class. She's not going to let him, not if it's going to interfere with her plans to take over the world, starting with one Pureblood at a time. Written for TheMourningMadam's Fairy Tale Fest. Crackfic tribute to My Immortal. Read at your own risk.
Harry's story
petunia kept peeing her pants Vernon decided to put her in diapers
In a potion accident, two students find themselves in each other's bodies. In the meantime, the Marauders are falling in love without realizing. And for the same person. - JP/SS, SB/SS, RL/SS, Marauders/female Severus
This is a poem about Gellert Grindelwald and Albus Dumbledore.
Harry is sorted in Slytherin, making him the clear winner for Pansy's attentions.
Harry discovers a book all about him in the Room of Requirement, so, as Harry Potter always does, he goes to Dumbledore. They decide to spill Harry's life to every student and staff at Hogwarts, how embarrassing.
Every wizard is slightly cuckoo. And poor Harry gets the real nutters at Hogwarts. Is he going to go mad? (My money is on yes, just a friendly tip.)
Minevra pees herself so Dumbledore puts her in diapers
Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved forward to modern day.
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how harry becomes an eldritch horror, or whatever.
Things didnt work out great for harry, he married the wrong girl, a lot of his friends and family died. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
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A quick summary of the abominable fanfiction known as 'My Immortal' after being placed through several different layers of Google Translate.
Harry and gang write letters to each other, Dumbledore, and Lord Voldemort. Insane Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
En l'an de grâce 998, Aonghas Draco Adonis Malfoy, 15 ans, se cassa la gueule du haut de la Tour d'Astronomie. Depuis, il emmerde le monde en tant que fantôme de Poudlard, traîne avec Peeves et commente les goûts vestimentaires d'Albus Dumbledore.
What happens when Sirius is sick while on the ? Probably crackfic.
The Dursleys decided to drive Harry Potter to an orphanage thinking he was going to be treated like dirt. Too bad he gets adopted not long after by a young couple. He grows up with a family who love him. But when he gets his hogwarts letter, yhr truth starts to come out. The Dursley's fucked up.
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