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Who will win?
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Try magic now
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In which Harry is in love with money and Voldemort is confused. ONESHOT. Humor/Parody.
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A parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Will Dumbledore ever wear a normal robe? Will Harry ever get a hot potato? Will Hermione ever shut up? Find out more in this parody adaptation of the beloved first book.
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Just a short little piece of voldemort POEM. ACROSTIC.
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Lord Harry Potter-Black Harry Potter is going back to Hogwarts. and he Harry spent summer training with goblins/dragons/house-elves/mentor!snape/Masterofdeath!/werewolves/elderwand/Multiharem
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A series of unconnected short stories about how could Harry and Hermione end up together. With every possible definition of "Together" under the sun. Married, free union, fused, soul linked, reborn as twins, reborn as conjoined twins, reborn as alternate personalities, body possession, blood adoption, cursed together...
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teh new super NOT edgy arrival at Hogwarts that went 2 schol wit Draco is super not edgy.
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Voldemort goes back in time and realizes the EASIEST way to get rid of his future nemesis is simply to convince Lily to abort the nuisance! 'Yes Lily, it's better to abort it and focus on a career and keeping your figure! Forget family, fuck around and get as many abortions as you want, its empowering!" Planned Poophood was so impressed they made Voldy CEO and resident Satanist.
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As my senior project, I'm rewriting all of My Immortal as well as I can. Why? Because Tumblr told me to. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy my attempt to make this story any better than it actually is. If you have any suggestions on how to lengthen this a little bit, please tell me. xxxXXX Fangs for reading you guys! XXXxxx (I do not own any of the characters who appear in this work)
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Every night he hopes to escape his life of imprisonment, but he is unable to find a way out. One day a freak accident and a half-baked plot gives him a shot at the freedom he craves. Follow Peter Pettigrew as he helps Ron navigate classes, exams, and romance while buying time for a window to find the Dark Lord. Rated T for strong language. Tags: Parody, Humor, Romance, AU
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Brought to you by the questionable genius of machine learning, it's the exciting sequel to "Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash"! Botnik Studios is not responsible for any faces eaten by Harry Potter with hot sauce, headmaster hair scooting next to you at breakfast, or ribs fractured in hysterical laughter. Weekly updates.
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Just a short little piece of voldemort fluff. Read and find out.
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The Ministry of Magic is at it again and passes new legislation and other laws.
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What if Harry Potter wasn't The Boy Who Lived, but was The Couch That Was Willed From The Potter Estate?
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they had enough
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Ginny doesn't understand her diary is way more into Harry Potter than into her.
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The infamous My Immortal has been called "the worst fanfiction ever" for a reason. One of these reasons is the way it's written, from saying 'u' instead of 'you' and 'wiv' instead of 'with'. This story erases that. This is a complete edit of the 44 chapter My Immortal. Rated M for graphic language and sex.
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Bellatrix acaba de salir de prisión y ya está en una guerra contra la serpiente de Lord Voldemort.
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Harry and Hermione visit San Francisco, and meet a mysterious stranger. Warning: this is an irreverent, ridiculous crack fic. Read at your own risk.
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A threesome of Neville Ginny and Harry. Hermione stands and jerks off to them fucking before joining the trio.
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don't push it so hard
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After Death kicked the Founders of Hogwarts back into the world of the living to get rid of them, even if it's only temporarily, the Founders found themselves in the body of the one and only Harry Potter. Yes, all four of them are stuck together in the same body. Chaos ensues as the Founders wreak havoc while in the body of an innocent, little boy. Only rated M for swearing.
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WATCH OUT! THIS SHIT IS GAY ASS FUCK! HARRY IS STICK HIS DICK IN MEN! So the Durselys dropped Harry off at an orphanage instead of raising him thinking he was going to be treated like dirt. Too bad he got adoped not along after. Harry growns up with a family who loves him. But when its time to go to Hogwarts the truth come out. The Dursleys fucked up.
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Ginny Weasley woke up in a forest with an Acromantula standing next to her and it proposes to her asking for her hand in marriage what the heck is going on I sure don't know XD
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Luna Lovegood, aged 14, is the Ministry's youngest Unspeakable. As she is about to head into her fourth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, she is given a challenging research task. How will she fare?
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"Me llama sangre sucia ¡sin ser yo nada de eso!" Dolores Umbridge y Bellatrix tienen problemas vecinales. Un sentido homenaje a "Las vecinas de Valencia". Costumbrismo.
