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  • Simply Irresistible

    By ShuVi Evans • Updated: 29 Oct 2019 • Published: 6 Dec 2015 • 13 Chapters • 26,718 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Draco M. + Hermione G.] • Rating: T • In Progress

    by. Bookworm1993 / Draco menyunggingkan senyum sombong, "aku akan merombak penampilanmu." / "Maaf, apa?" / "Kau dengar aku, Granger, aku akan merombak penampilanmu hingga seluruh pria menginginkanmu dan membuat Weasley mati menyesal. Kau akan menjadi sangat menawan." / Chapter 11 UPDATE! / Mind to read and review?

  • The Black Sisters Act

    By VegaWestBlack • Updated: 28 Oct 2019 • Published: 18 Jun 2019 • 5 Chapters • 21,202 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Hermione G. + Bellatrix L.], Minerva M., Andromeda T. • Rating: M • In Progress

    Non-magical Nun-AU based loosely off of the film Sister Act. Bellatrix witnesses some things she shouldn't and Andromeda helps to hide her in the local convent with the help of the Mother Superior. She meets a new sister in training, Sister Hermione, and decides to have a little fun while she's there. Longer Summary inside. Bellamione.

  • Books of Mysterious

    By MysteryOfTheDark • Updated: 28 Oct 2019 • Published: 28 Oct 2019 • 2 Chapters • 1,183 words • 0 followers • Mystery/Humor • Hermione G., OC, Ron W. • Rating: T • In Progress

    "Honestly, Harry you shouldn't be worried about a stupid book. What has gotten into you?" "I don't know what this is about mate but I have to agree with Mione, there's nothing to worry about." It was the summer before the fifth year when a mysterious book ends up in Harry Potter's trunk. And who the bloody hell is Axel Slytherin.

  • Short stories of Hogwarts

    By anna14p • Updated: 28 Oct 2019 • Published: 28 Oct 2019 • 843 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Rating: T • In Progress

    This story contains many small stories. Most of them one or two chapters. It takes place in the wizarding world but I will use my own characters.

  • Dementors Kiss

    By AnneliseElla • Updated: 27 Oct 2019 • Published: 27 Oct 2019 • 1,131 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Dolores U. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Umbridge finally falls in love...

  • The Boy Who Returned

    By excessivelydramatic • Updated: 27 Oct 2019 • Published: 19 Oct 2019 • 2 Chapters • 5,980 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Rating: T • In Progress

    Harry lets himself be struck down by Voldemort, only to survive once again. Arriving in King's Cross Station, he finds his mother instead of Dumbledore. Being in possestion of all three Deathly Hallows, and having impressed Death himself with his Horcrux hunting, he is given a second chance. A second chance to change things, to keep people alive. Eventually Harry/Fleur.

  • Michael Corner and The Chance To Impress

    By ivoryglobe2 • Updated: 27 Oct 2019 • Published: 27 Oct 2019 • 2,922 words • 0 followers • Adventure/Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Short stories following real time in the Potterverse, following the career of Michael Corner. 2. Michael discovers what the Monster really is and tries to tackle it, but the spell backfires badly.

  • How to mess with Time

    By Lightningfire.star • Updated: 27 Oct 2019 • Published: 27 Oct 2019 • 2,228 words • 0 followers • Adventure/Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Joanna Osborne thought she was a normal girl. That is, until she turned eleven years old. Follow her as she struggles to uncover Hogwarts' newest mysteries... and finds answers to questions she would never even have dared think about. This story starts in 2011, and everything is canon until then.

  • Groundhog Harry's Descent Into Madness

    By zugrian • Updated: 27 Oct 2019 • Published: 13 Mar 2019 • 2 Chapters • 9,791 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P., Parvati P., Susan B., Daphne G. • Rating: M • Completed

    After winning the war and defeating the Dark Lord, Harry thought he was finished being fate's chewtoy. He wakes up 14 again and has yet another date with the triwizard tournament. Now he's stuck in a time loop, trading his sanity for amusement, and the universe will never be the same. Includes: sex, violence, swearing, lunacy, bashing, and probably some silly tropes as well.

  • Groundhog Harry 2: Luna's Ecclectic Boogaloo

    By zugrian • Updated: 27 Oct 2019 • Published: 27 Oct 2019 • 15,339 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P., Luna L., Parvati P., Daphne G. • Rating: M • In Progress

    If Harry Potter thinks that he gets a chance to go hilariously bonkers and not take Luna Lovegood with him, he's got Another Thing Comin! Cue Judas Priest guitar riff!

  • Pumpkin heads and smiling faces

    By bea writes • Updated: 27 Oct 2019 • Published: 27 Oct 2019 • 987 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Hermione G., Fred W., George W., Katie B. • Rating: T • Completed

    Halloween is coming and certain redhead twins have a tradition of carving pumpkins.

  • I'm Awake Now

    By LittleSixx • Updated: 27 Oct 2019 • Published: 27 Oct 2019 • 246 words • 1 follower • Romance/Humor • [Hermione G. + Draco M.] • Rating: T • Completed

    Draco Malfoy is not a morning person.

  • Superstitions

    By secretfanficlover • Updated: 26 Oct 2019 • Published: 26 Oct 2019 • 1,748 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Harry P. + Draco M.] • Rating: T • Completed

    Draco gets turned into a cat, and assuming it was Harry he goes to his nemesis to confront him, finding out something a lot worse than a prank was going on.

  • Easier said than done

    By Spock99 • Updated: 26 Oct 2019 • Published: 26 Oct 2019 • 2,648 words • 0 followers • Humor/Friendship • Albus D. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Albus Dumbledore, the most powerful wizard of his age, messed up. His plans for becoming a ghost after his death were well thought of. But apparently not quite as well thought through. The headmaster sees how strange becoming a ghost can be.

  • Sparks

    By jina-the-gemini • Updated: 26 Oct 2019 • Published: 26 Oct 2019 • 2,570 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Oliver W., OC • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    I feel like I stared him in the eye for too long now. Scientists say the average eye contact is only 3 to 4 seconds. I quickly look down and dust off my skirt. "Thank you, for uh helping me, Oliver, and-" I look around to where the, now fallen, stack of books ones stood. "-helping me," I add grimacing. Not really knowing how to phrase it anymore. Oliver Wood X OC

  • In Bloom

    By Kira5Awesome • Updated: 26 Oct 2019 • Published: 30 Sep 2019 • 4 Chapters • 3,402 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Harry P., Draco M. • Rating: T • In Progress

    (AU/ Harco) En un mundo donde las personas nacen con un verso que dirá su alma gemela cuando la conozcan grabado en su muñeca, todos esperan oír esas palabras mágicas.

  • We Have A Crisis

    By MarinersRevenge • Updated: 26 Oct 2019 • Published: 26 Oct 2019 • 1,753 words • 0 followers • Humor • [Hermione G. + Draco M.], Harry P., Ron W. • Rating: K • Completed

    "Now is not the time for dramatics, Malfoy. We have a crisis on our hands!" Harry gestures wildly with a butter knife as Ron nods solemnly next to him. A crisis indeed.

  • We Have A Crisis

    By MarinersRevenge • Updated: 26 Oct 2019 • Published: 26 Oct 2019 • 2,573 words • 0 followers • Humor • [Draco M. + Hermione G.], Harry P., Ron W. • Rating: K • Completed

    "Now is not the time for dramatics, Malfoy. We have a crisis on our hands!" Harry gestures wildly with a butter knife as Ron nods solemnly next to him. A crisis indeed.

  • Potato Plan with McGonagall

    By blackwidowspen • Updated: 26 Oct 2019 • Published: 26 Oct 2019 • 993 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Hermione G., Draco M. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Stuck on the astronomy tower with nothing but a bed and a ferret, Hermione must come up with a plan to escape without 'doing the dirty'. I know it's cliche, but it doesn't end the way you expect it to... Set in Year 7, the war didn't happen. DRAMIONE!

  • The Daredevil's Fears

    By tweety-src-clt9 • Updated: 26 Oct 2019 • Published: 26 Oct 2019 • 3,718 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P., Hermione G. • Rating: T • Completed

    Harry Potter, the British Daredevil, will retire from Quidditch soon. As he prepares for his Quibbler interview, he uses pictures to recall highlights of his life after the war. As he thinks of an answer to this question, 'As the British Daredevil, you seem fearless. So, we want to know, what are you afraid of Harry Potter', he looks back on how truly blessed he is. ONESHOT.

  • sex education

    By Ann Carmesi • Updated: 26 Oct 2019 • Published: 2 Aug 2019 • 5 Chapters • 40,927 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P., Draco M., Pansy P., Blaise Z. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Los alumnos pensaban que ya nada los podría sorprender en Howarts, sin embargo, no contaban con que Mcgonagall, harta de escuchar los cuchicheos indiscretos de las pinturas y los fantasmas sobre las obsenidades que hacían los alumnos, decide implementar la nueva clase de educación sexual con el fin de crear un poco de conciencia. Lástima que esto solo avivaría más la llama.

  • Dude, Where's My Wand?

    By idreamofdraco • Updated: 25 Oct 2019 • Published: 25 Oct 2019 • 6,637 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • [Ginny W. + Draco M.] • Rating: T • Completed

    Ginny and Draco wake up in Draco's bed, wandless and with no memory of the night before. Together, they will will embark on a twisted journey of self-discovery as they follow clues to retrace their steps. Can they stop bickering long enough to solve the mystery of their missing wands and memories?

  • Expediente Black – CCMUG2484759

    By Helen Nicked Lupin • Updated: 25 Oct 2019 • Published: 25 Oct 2019 • 6,346 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • [Remus L. + N. Tonks], [Sirius B. + Hestia J.] • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Sirius Black, finalmente tras la guerra y de forma excepcional, entra a formar parte de los aurores. En su primer día, es asignado como compañero de Dora y juntos van a investigar un supuesto avistamiento de mortifagos. El problema es, que Sirius no es precisamente un gran conocedor de la sociedad muggle... AU Post RM. RL/NT, SB/HJ COMPLETO.

  • Michael Corner and Really Annoying Bird's Head

    By ivoryglobe2 • Updated: 25 Oct 2019 • Published: 25 Oct 2019 • 1,491 words • 0 followers • Adventure/Humor • Michael C., Penelope C. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Short stories following real time in the Potterverse, following the career of Michael Corner. 1. Michael comes to terms with the Ravenclaw knocker.

  • Michael Corner and The Really Annoying Bird's Head

    By ivoryglobe2 • Updated: 25 Oct 2019 • Published: 25 Oct 2019 • 1,497 words • 0 followers • Adventure/Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Short stories following real time in the Potterverse, following the career of Michael Corner. 1. Michael comes to terms with the Ravenclaw knocker.

  • Harry Potter and the Bodacious Bodyguard

    By MazzyStarShip • Updated: 25 Oct 2019 • Published: 15 Sep 2018 • 13 Chapters • 71,454 words • 2 followers • Humor/Adventure • [Harry P. + N. Tonks], Ron W., Hermione G. • Rating: M • In Progress

    When Tonks is forced to go undercover as Harry's bodyguard at Hogwarts, chaos ensues. Who ever said that fighting Dark Lords couldn't be fun? Slow-building Harry/Tonks. Fifth year. Rated M for crude humor and a few adult situations.

  • Mistakes and World-ending Miscalculations

    By Craft Rose • Updated: 25 Oct 2019 • Published: 18 Oct 2019 • 3 Chapters • 9,847 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Draco M. + Hermione G.] • Rating: M • In Progress

    Hermione and Draco return to Hogwarts to complete the final year of school and are matched together in a Valentine's Matchmaking Survey. Only they can't stand each other and would rather be matched with different people … until they can and wouldn't.

  • Loving Like a Potter II

    By prina.dean.2 • Updated: 25 Oct 2019 • Published: 29 Sep 2019 • 7 Chapters • 28,787 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Harry P., Ginny W. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Maxim Potter was a rational, intelligent,succesful young man. The last thing he needed was to fall in love with his little sister's best friend. He should have known being Harry Potter's son wouldn't make his love life any easier. A second generation AU story about the life and times of Harry and Ginny's children.

  • Fictober

    By Noah arg • Updated: 25 Oct 2019 • Published: 1 Oct 2019 • 19 Chapters • 7,614 words • 0 followers • Humor • Hermione G., Draco M. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Esta serie de drabbles participan en el reto fictober de "Yo también espero un capítulo de Muerdagos y Mortífagos"

  • Being Left Out

    By AkibasOmega • Updated: 24 Oct 2019 • Published: 24 Oct 2019 • 530 words • 0 followers • Humor/Friendship • Remus L., James P., Minerva M. • Rating: T • Completed

    This is Drabble #5 for The House Competition. Remus and James are left out of a prank. But will they also get into trouble?

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