I was inspired to write this after reading a list of rather unimaginative ways of killing him. Knowing that I could come up with better ways in my SLEEP, I set to writing this story. There will be 12 chapters when this is finished. Please review.
Moony decides to get a midnight snack. One problem: the wolf wants a snack, too. And Moony's friends are looking might tasty all of a sudden....
Would you like to know where Bill got his ear pierced? What Myrtle thinks of life? What Peter thinks of the series? Don't wait for another *real* book; read up on things Rowling probably rejected.
There's not one, but TWO new girls at Hogwarts!! It's definatley not your cliche new-girl-@-Hogwarts story.
Malfoy's stolen Pansy right from under Ron's nose, and Ron is ready to get the most dire revenge...even if it means purple worms and leaky leprechauns!
Harry and Mione go to a V-day party. What happens? Read to find out...a little bit of R/L and D/G
An extra scene for Mary Sue #3: Crystal Hawthorne. This happens right after Crystal performs Avada Kedavra on Voldemort, approximately 1 o’ clock in the morning.
Another Mary Sue comes along to Hogwarts. This one’s called Crystal Hawthorne…sounds like a girl from some trashy romance novel, eh?
Harry rescues Hermione. Your “typical” hero story…only not. :)
A very disgruntled aunt sends a pair of leather trousers to a crowded wedding reception with a note that says “For the sexiest.” Three step forward to claim it: Harry, Ron, and Draco. Who will receive the trousers?
Ron has a bad dream, only to wake up to....A BAD DREAM!!! Involves heart covered boxers, and a Lovey-Snape! Read and review please!!!
For the summary click on the story Now completed Happy Valentines Day! For people who are just starting to read this story it contains leather pants and cruel comedy.
Interesting w/ some local humor.
MPP/L...wormtail coming later. All the students in Hogwarts think that Lily and James love each other...and that's far from the truth. James only wants to be friends after a four year fight, but what will Lily think? And will Hogwarts take it the wrong wa
Harry hates Valentines day. Draco plans on making this Valentines day a little better then those past. Harry/Draco
A Valentine's Day special from yours truly. Hermione makes some Valentine's chocolate for him. H/H of course.
A story dedicated to the Hogwarts Ghost, learn all about them, and their previos lives (i.e while they were alive) Is a songfic to "Fallen Horses" by Smash Mouth
umm....it not that nasty, just crude jokes and all, but anyways, snapie-poo goes back in time and meets the marauders again and they go to the muggle world. WARNING: SNAPiE GETS HIGH
Chapter 7 is up! Nearly Headless Nick, Myrtle, and Peeves all have their own opinions not to mention their own bets on who in Gryffindor is going to get together. Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione?Someone else/Hermione? Now that would be telling.;
Co-written by me and phennphenn. We were very hyper when this was written, and we meant for it to sound crazy. Read, if you want a good laugh! Please R/R!
Chapter 4: How I think Sev thinks. This summary sucks.. I know! Just read it.
Such a cliché.. ;) Well this is slash. You won't get an another warning..
Draco Malfoy talks to himself in the mirror!
ok, this is something I would laugh at, but then again I laugh at most things. (Since I'm a silly girl and I have too much of a senseof humour). As the title says... the story never starts. Click here to find out why exactly.... 0_0
What's wrong with Draco? i mean, apart from his attitude. Has he got indigestion? Is he constipated? Shouldn't a summary be more than just questions?
The Characters from LOTR and HP meet in a school lesson! Review and read!
A Lily and Petunia moment...from their childhood.
Draco gets zapped.
Another ACHOO/SUSHI challenge! I think this story was actually pretty good. Its a Mary Sue and a Billy Bob, though. But it was supposed to be.
Oliver got6 a bludger to the head and is in the hospital. Of all the people he meets its sweet, innocent Angelina Johnson in her first year, dropping of candy. The have a nice Quidditch conversation. Cute short O/A fluff.