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  • Ten Ways To Kill Harry Potter

    By Sun Wolf • Updated: 15 Feb 2002 • Published: 7 Dec 2001 • 5 Chapters • 6,700 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    I was inspired to write this after reading a list of rather unimaginative ways of killing him. Knowing that I could come up with better ways in my SLEEP, I set to writing this story. There will be 12 chapters when this is finished. Please review.

  • Moony's Midnight Snack

    By Evie2 • Updated: 15 Feb 2002 • Published: 15 Feb 2002 • 1,226 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Remus L. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Moony decides to get a midnight snack. One problem: the wolf wants a snack, too. And Moony's friends are looking might tasty all of a sudden....

  • I NEVER said THAT!

    By Holly go lightly1 • Updated: 15 Feb 2002 • Published: 15 Feb 2002 • 541 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Would you like to know where Bill got his ear pierced? What Myrtle thinks of life? What Peter thinks of the series? Don't wait for another *real* book; read up on things Rowling probably rejected.

  • The Adventures of Lizzie and Odessa Colfax

    By The Evil Muffin Goat • Updated: 15 Feb 2002 • Published: 15 Feb 2002 • 1,313 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • George W. • Rating: K • In Progress

    There's not one, but TWO new girls at Hogwarts!! It's definatley not your cliche new-girl-@-Hogwarts story.

  • Never Mess With A Weasley

    By Amadelia • Updated: 15 Feb 2002 • Published: 15 Feb 2002 • 2,173 words • 0 followers • Humor • Ron W., Draco M. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Malfoy's stolen Pansy right from under Ron's nose, and Ron is ready to get the most dire revenge...even if it means purple worms and leaky leprechauns!

  • Seven Minutes in Heaven

    By hollytiger • Updated: 15 Feb 2002 • Published: 15 Feb 2002 • 884 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Harry P., Hermione G. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Harry and Mione go to a V-day party. What happens? Read to find out...a little bit of R/L and D/G

  • An Extra Scene for Mary Sue #3: Crystal Hawthorne

    By Rita Screecher • Updated: 15 Feb 2002 • Published: 15 Feb 2002 • 1,006 words • 0 followers • Humor/Angst • Rating: K • In Progress

    An extra scene for Mary Sue #3: Crystal Hawthorne. This happens right after Crystal performs Avada Kedavra on Voldemort, approximately 1 o’ clock in the morning.

  • Mary Sue #3: Crystal Hawthorne

    By Rita Screecher • Updated: 15 Feb 2002 • Published: 15 Feb 2002 • 6,341 words • 0 followers • Angst/Humor • Draco M. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Another Mary Sue comes along to Hogwarts. This one’s called Crystal Hawthorne…sounds like a girl from some trashy romance novel, eh?

  • Mary Sue #1: Harry Potter and Hermione Granger

    By Rita Screecher • Updated: 15 Feb 2002 • Published: 15 Feb 2002 • 2,431 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P., Hermione G. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Harry rescues Hermione. Your “typical” hero story…only not. :)

  • Harry Potter and the Leather Trousers of Discord

    By Rita Screecher • Updated: 15 Feb 2002 • Published: 15 Feb 2002 • 2,183 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P., Draco M. • Rating: T • In Progress

    A very disgruntled aunt sends a pair of leather trousers to a crowded wedding reception with a note that says “For the sexiest.” Three step forward to claim it: Harry, Ron, and Draco. Who will receive the trousers?

  • Ron and the Valentines day NIGHTMARE!!!

    By Krum-Luver • Updated: 14 Feb 2002 • Published: 14 Feb 2002 • 834 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Hermione G., Ron W. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Ron has a bad dream, only to wake up to....A BAD DREAM!!! Involves heart covered boxers, and a Lovey-Snape! Read and review please!!!

  • The Internet and Hogwarts Don't Mix, Hermione!

    By Mari Riddle-Potter • Updated: 14 Feb 2002 • Published: 20 Oct 2001 • 16 Chapters • 27,965 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Hermione G., Harry P. • Rating: M • Completed

    For the summary click on the story Now completed Happy Valentines Day! For people who are just starting to read this story it contains leather pants and cruel comedy.

  • The New Girl

    By Pandora Sylph • Updated: 14 Feb 2002 • Published: 14 Feb 2002 • 1,474 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Hermione G. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Interesting w/ some local humor.

  • False Misconceptions

    By rubi of queenscove • Updated: 14 Feb 2002 • Published: 27 Jan 2002 • 3 Chapters • 2,797 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • James P., Lily Evans P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    MPP/L...wormtail coming later. All the students in Hogwarts think that Lily and James love each other...and that's far from the truth. James only wants to be friends after a four year fight, but what will Lily think? And will Hogwarts take it the wrong wa

  • Grits: Not Just Another Breakfast Food

    By Jade Nova • Updated: 14 Feb 2002 • Published: 14 Feb 2002 • 2,192 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Harry P., Draco M. • Rating: M • In Progress

    Harry hates Valentines day. Draco plans on making this Valentines day a little better then those past. Harry/Draco

  • Chocolate for Him

    By E. C. R. Potter • Updated: 14 Feb 2002 • Published: 14 Feb 2002 • 3,513 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Harry P., Hermione G. • Rating: K • In Progress

    A Valentine's Day special from yours truly. Hermione makes some Valentine's chocolate for him. H/H of course.

  • Fallen Horses

    By Padfoot wants Pringles • Updated: 14 Feb 2002 • Published: 14 Feb 2002 • 349 words • 0 followers • Supernatural/Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    A story dedicated to the Hogwarts Ghost, learn all about them, and their previos lives (i.e while they were alive) Is a songfic to "Fallen Horses" by Smash Mouth

  • Poor Poor Snapie-Poo

    By can i smell ur feet • Updated: 13 Feb 2002 • Published: 30 Nov 2001 • 2 Chapters • 2,159 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: T • In Progress

    umm....it not that nasty, just crude jokes and all, but anyways, snapie-poo goes back in time and meets the marauders again and they go to the muggle world. WARNING: SNAPiE GETS HIGH

  • All bets are on....

    By GoldenSilence • Updated: 13 Feb 2002 • Published: 29 Oct 2001 • 7 Chapters • 42,256 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • George W., Hermione G. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Chapter 7 is up! Nearly Headless Nick, Myrtle, and Peeves all have their own opinions not to mention their own bets on who in Gryffindor is going to get together. Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione?Someone else/Hermione? Now that would be telling.;

  • Harry Potter and the Radioactive Loons

    By Ax • Updated: 13 Feb 2002 • Published: 13 Feb 2002 • 1,355 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Hermione G., Harry P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Co-written by me and phennphenn. We were very hyper when this was written, and we meant for it to sound crazy. Read, if you want a good laugh! Please R/R!

  • My Snape fics!

    By Mykerinos • Updated: 13 Feb 2002 • Published: 7 Jan 2002 • 4 Chapters • 2,801 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Severus S. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Chapter 4: How I think Sev thinks. This summary sucks.. I know! Just read it.

  • Truth or Dare

    By Nest Freemark • Updated: 13 Feb 2002 • Published: 13 Feb 2002 • 780 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Hermione G., Ginny W. • Rating: M • In Progress

    Such a cliché.. ;) Well this is slash. You won't get an another warning..

  • Mirror, Mirror On The Wall

    By Gilaine • Updated: 13 Feb 2002 • Published: 13 Feb 2002 • 2,340 words • 0 followers • Humor • Draco M., Hermione G. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Draco Malfoy talks to himself in the mirror!

  • the story... starts???

    By fizzyglitter • Updated: 13 Feb 2002 • Published: 13 Feb 2002 • 806 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    ok, this is something I would laugh at, but then again I laugh at most things. (Since I'm a silly girl and I have too much of a senseof humour). As the title says... the story never starts. Click here to find out why exactly.... 0_0

  • Damned

    By Aria Nereid Fassa • Updated: 13 Feb 2002 • Published: 13 Feb 2002 • 1,322 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Draco M., Ginny W. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    What's wrong with Draco? i mean, apart from his attitude. Has he got indigestion? Is he constipated? Shouldn't a summary be more than just questions?

  • Meeting With Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings

    By HermioneTwin11 • Updated: 13 Feb 2002 • Published: 13 Feb 2002 • 548 words • 0 followers • Humor/Drama • Rating: K • In Progress

    The Characters from LOTR and HP meet in a school lesson! Review and read!

  • Lily and Petunia

    By mioneatheart • Updated: 13 Feb 2002 • Published: 13 Feb 2002 • 572 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P. • Rating: K • In Progress

    A Lily and Petunia moment...from their childhood.

  • What the heck?

    By Brian Carman • Updated: 13 Feb 2002 • Published: 13 Feb 2002 • 364 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Draco gets zapped.

  • The Story I Neglected To Give A Good Title

    By Prathdrake • Updated: 12 Feb 2002 • Published: 12 Feb 2002 • 1,246 words • 0 followers • Humor • Hermione G., Harry P. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Another ACHOO/SUSHI challenge! I think this story was actually pretty good. Its a Mary Sue and a Billy Bob, though. But it was supposed to be.

  • Have Faith

    By biggerstaffluver • Updated: 12 Feb 2002 • Published: 12 Feb 2002 • 525 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Rating: K • In Progress

    Oliver got6 a bludger to the head and is in the hospital. Of all the people he meets its sweet, innocent Angelina Johnson in her first year, dropping of candy. The have a nice Quidditch conversation. Cute short O/A fluff.

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