Oh...my..gawd...my first ever HP fic and I torture poor Draco like this...::sighs:: ok ok, summary. He gets turned into a grl by Ron's charm, and encounters some disabilities along the way...excuse me while I go dip my head in acid. ::trundles off:: ::aud
A very short short; poking fun at the Serious Professor.
I'm warning you, this chapter is really insane. It goes with my other story, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. I mainly did this for my insane friends, Kyree and Reilyn. If you don't like randomfulness, do not read this!
At age 16, Sirius Black must come to terms with his life, and trust me, if you're a teenage hormonball like him, that mission is doomed from the start...
What would happen if I ended up on the Hogwarts Express? Lots of stuff. What if the characters were totally different? Lots of stuff. Find out the particulars in this story. R/R please.
H/D slash... Harry Potter springs a surprise for our Slytherin Dragon..
Harry gets a gift... and we'll have a little fun with a new muggle studies teacher later on. Just starting, it will get better. :)
Professor Snape gets an unwilling perk-up at the Hogwarts Yule Ball.
Yes, This is another marauder story and Yes another Lily and James story too. And Yes with love and hate, or maybe more hate than love. And yes with a lot of pranks. But for all this. PLEASE READ THIS STORY, MAYBE YOU LIKE IT MAYBE YOU DON'T, AND REVIEW I
A few characters go to the movie theater and discover the arcade and a certain game....I beat up on a few certain characters that i hate...
Um, this is a very messed up fic. It doesn't make any sense. It is just plain odd. If you hate it, don't say I didn't warn you.
Dennis Creevey seeks to become a playah, but adorably fails in this satire of pop culture.
Rated R to be safe. Probably the best Round Robin you will ever read. This is what happens when the Queens of H/G spend way too much time chatting in all hours of the day and night. Based on the "Socks, Sex, and S..." series by Imogen and Firebolt909.
*reuploaded* Think the wizarding world has classifieds? Short and pointless. PG for one naughty word. At least I think there was a naughty word in there someplace.
Are the characters really how we think they are? Find out the deepest secrets behind stuff like Harry's scar, Dumbledore's ability to know everything, Lily and James' death ... in a funny way! chapter 2's out.........r/r
[complete] Hehe, I.C. Fire told me of a picture of the movie snape in front of a table with cake, I just wrote this on impulse and it is very strange (you are warned):“Severus! Get down here now!” “Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!” [Involves Vampirish behaviour.
Pettigrew suffers, in an unusual way...
I've no idea why I rated this PG. It's about what the title says!!! Involves the Marauders, a guitar.. and singing? Has a lot of humor, so please r/r!!!!!!
Neville finally explodes, causing even Malfoy to cower down in his mighty rage... r/r
A REALLY bad story involing Hermione and Draco. READ AT OWN RISK!!!
Another ACHOO challenge! Peeves becomes the...Dun, dun, dun... ...new DADA teacher! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Severus has finally cracked. We all knew he would. *Ah-hah!!! Two more chapters are up!*
There’s an empty bed in the Charms ward of St Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. One of the patients has gone missing. An outrageously handsome, hopelessly vain patient… features the squicktastic pairing of Lockhart / Skeeter
Take the Dixie Chicks song "Goodbye Earl", plus H.P. and, well, you get something hilarious (I think). just R/R please!
Ok, this is PG-13 for language and romance later on. L/J fic 'cuz I love them. Ch. 4 is now up!!!!!!Please R&R!!!
Be afraid, be very afraid! Here come Apixy, Belladonna Fait and Draco's Angel to invade Hogwarts! (Warning: rated N : Not recommended for viewing. Includes D/Bella, H/Apixya,Sirius-gone-draco/Angel) o_O Uh oh.... Chapter 2? We're in real trouble now
If you enjoy Snape's makovers, don't read. I'm depriving him of his usual attributes: greasy hair and yellow teeth. And I hate his new look.
A short funny treatment of a SeverusHermione story which is still my favourite ship
I'm Baa-ak! Yes! This is yet another of my coveted stolen massacres of Beatles songs!!! Chuckle, chuckle. Back in the U.S.S.R., if ya didn't figure it out. And I only put it under R/H cause of ONE SMALL LINE (and there's no Cho anyway) SO DON'T IGNORE IT!
Guy Fawkes, Marauders style!! They um...get a Snape guy and ... uh, yea.. read it to find out ^^; Please review! ^^