Harry's not enjoying the way 2nd year is turning out and decides to do something about it...by making an announcement! That'll show'em.
In which Harry is in love with money and Voldemort is confused. ONESHOT. Humor/Parody.
Harry discovers a secret cache of Weasley sweaters in Hermione's apartment before a night out on the town. Now everyone wants to know how did Hermione get all these sweaters? OOC, HG/PW, HG/CW, ultimately HP/FW
A parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Will Dumbledore ever wear a normal robe? Will Harry ever get a hot potato? Will Hermione ever shut up? Find out more in this parody adaptation of the beloved first book.
After years and years of watching those stupid boys scramble and saving their grades, Hermione finally gets what she's always wanted. Oneshot.
Just some H/D drabbles. Mostly Slash & Humor. Some AU!
The moral of this story is not to trust small children with immensely powerful magical artefacts—at least not while they're in the midst of their pirate phase. Written for Romance Awareness Day 6: Everyone has a compass that points/leads to their soulmate. Oneshot.
NEWT exams are nearing a close and the 7th year students are preparing to end their time at Hogwarts in style. An end of year prank gets rather out of hand, thanks to the surprisingly welcome side effects of a most potent potion. AU Dramione.
Ron and Hermione plot a prank in revenge on the Slytherins. Written for Dani Valdez for the July HPFC Exchange.
Rien ne va plus à Poudlard ! À la veille d'un congrès important, Filius Flitwick se grandit par amour, Minerva McGonagall rajeunit de plusieurs années par accident et Pomona Chourave se retrouve mystérieusement coincée dans le corps d'un homme. Comment Severus Rogue parviendra-t-il à rétablir la situation à temps ?
(Request from YeOldeQuill using her OC) Sirius Black always considered himself a fantastic cook, mistakes aside. And since Adelaide had been feeling down for the past few weeks what better way to cheer her up than to get her into the kitchen with him to partake in some fun family cooking? Suffice it to say, Adelaide is less than enthusiastic about the ordeal...
Albus and Scorpius enter an underground room. What will they find?
Ted wasn't entirely sure that the quiet and distant Andromeda Black knew he existed up until that point, much less that she had any stake in eavesdropping on his potion class shenanigans. Oneshot.
During the Final Battle Voldemort is turned into a kitten and Harry takes him home thinking he's a homeless, motherless kitten. Will Voldemort stay like this forever? Will Harry figure out who it is? WARNING: male/male relationships, one spanking good looking Tom Riddle as the Dark Lord, DarkHarry, demons, and lots of funny kitten ADHD goodness
A love story between Draco Malfoy and his socks. Oh, and his girlfriend is there too.
Harry Potter is not all that he is cracked up to be. Outside he is brash and the very definition of a Griffindor, but on the inside, he is sneaky, cunning, ambitious, the perfect Slytherin. When he witnesses the resurrection of a certain Dark Lord, will the tables be turned. Who Knows. AN: sorry, really tired, might change another time. I don't think this will work, but, oh well.
Fem Harry. She goes back in time to teach at Hogwarts in her parents last year. But she has someone with her to help. Fred. Her husband. What will they get up to in the past? What will be taught? MOD harry. Fem Harry/Fred Weasley. What will the family think when they get back?
Draco had never thought that getting dared to kiss Harry's neck would lead to this. 8th year secret relationship.
Harry's only rejoice in these last few months is that he has his list. He would go down for sure, but before he does, he wants to make sure he gets to do everything on the list. To die without any regret. But what does Snape have to do with this? *cancer fic*
Harry wakes up after a night of drinking to bacon and eggs with a side of blossoming interest. Written for a challenge on FB from Ladykenz347 using a random character/prompt generator. Drarry
Elle ne pouvait pas croire qu'elle le prenait la main dans le sac, la preuve encore en main.
Harry feels Ginny may have moved on, several months after the war. Little does he know she has been trying to find her way back to him as well. It so happens both tried to see each other on the same day. Harry goes home broken hearted, only to find Ginny in his bed. The Twist "Ginny teaches her brothers not to be total dicks" Sunlit days Challenge. Thanks Liza and Dusk
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Hermione makes a deal withe the Goblins too go back in time to the ealy 1900's to replace Queen Elizabeth mother so she make writs for the wizading government. Oaths of loyatly to the Queen mother are required pt the wizads lose their magic.
In which Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin after Time Travelling back to his younger self because of Numerous Betrayals. Neutral/Independent/Powerful/Dominant/Harry And Blaise Slash. Mpreg!
Severus is insulted by a stranger, and needs help understanding the insult.
Dumbledore introduces a Bonding Class, a class in which students are randomly put into groups of 6 and have to live with each other for 42 days. It is an attempt to increase inter-house unity in a broken school, and...Dumbledore also just wants an excuse to play match-maker.
Plot idea up for adoption, the title really says it all.
After the Wizarding War, the Quidditch League struggled to find enough players to go around.
Behind the scenes of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus", Lily and Wizard Lenin find a list written by The Carnivorous Muffin. Side fic of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"