A song fic set to "I won't be Home for Christmas" by Blink 182. So what do Voldemort and his merry band of Death Eaters do to spread holiday cheer? An extremely BLACK comedy.
The school takes sides on a snow fight.This chapter ends with a cliffhanger. Read and Reveiw, please!
An odd little ditty I wrote in seventh grade, about how much the Dracolovers irritate me. They don't irritate me that much anymore, but in seventh grade they did.
there really IS a ghost who lived in the shrieking shack! poor thing, Lupin gets all the credit! lol! R/R and join METMA!
A Songfic to "The Twelve Days of Christmas", Ami Style! Yep, ya might wanna grab a nice cup of cocoa and blazing fire cause this is gonna be a classic. Enjoy and as always R/R!
from the point of view of gryffindor's sword! he gets ticked at Harry, R/R, its FUNNY! JOIN METMA!!!
What's got Voldie so uptight??
Like the title, Letters To Santa from Voldemort, Hermione and Harry. Sorry if someone has done this already...but what hasn't been done yet?? *goes back to reading*
A psychiatrist gets a very strange visitor...
This is in direct contrast with "The Story of a Hero." Please forgive the paradoxes, but I began this before the other one at my friend's house, and I would like to thank her for the help in creating it. So, THANK YOOOU! Please R/R
The characters are way different, but I'm sure you'll understand it. It's funny in my opinion.
due to popular demand, i have reposted this with some more HP character.
Forget whatever you remeber from the first one, it's pretty different. Please R/R all my other stories and this one!
I can't tell you much but it begins with Hello. My name is Harry Potter..
A short, relatively funny cliche about nothing really, but it involves the HP characters. Read and review.
Ron sings *gag* about being rich and buying Hermione's love. to the tune of "if i had a million dollars" by BNL. read/review PLEASE! GO METMA! ^-^
Only PG for violence. Hey R/R No flames please. By the May it's matrix with Harry Potter.
An original MWPP fiction with a taste of Chinse Zodiac, random objects of affection, and utter high school insane humor. PLEASE R/R!! I'm begging you!
Mmmmmmmm......Tapioca Pudding........
For some reason, this principal was never taught in the wizarding world, as Draco discovers in a fateful Potions class....
This IS NOT a song filk. It's a funny Q&A from Draco
The characters try to stop an author from writing an unconventional HP romance, and several *interesting* pairings arise. (Inspired by Couple Lists by Lei and CobraGirl)
just some thing i wrote to get over the Writer's Block. PG 'cus i felt like it...
Don't Ask, Just Read (And Review). The A/N explains it all
co-written by thelonelytaco. the poor little squished flying car gets revenge on Harry and Ron for crashing it...death, mayhem, and humor follow!! (some v/n voldie/narcissa ^-^) METMA ROX!
Everyone's favorite Minister of Magic gets depressed...and seeks help...
HArry with a fro... Ron & Harry = Hippies. Dont ask, read on. (And reveiw) Peace.
Language, this is written by Lady Opalkat, the comedian of me! I swear, it's good! A/F
A funny look at what Harry Potter characters might say when they pray. My favorite is Percy's say it like you would the pledge of allegiance and you'll explode in laughter.
Just my theory, if it's been thought of feel free to flame me. WARNING: this is not too good. I had writer's block *and* no sugar, a very bad combination.