Harry Potter And Draco to the tune of the brady bunch themesong! R/R!!!! Puh leez :) :)
So do you want to know? Read it, and see what happens. Originally, Albus Dumbledore was producing it, but Harry blackmailed him with picture of him making out with McGonagall......................
Another "funny" story, written by me in my spare time. In this one, Hedwig is killed and Harry recieves a duck...just R/R...
Snape's new girlfriend! Part one!
I apoligize ahead of time, I'm ON A SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay, this is from the fat lady's point of view. she gets kinda offended! JOIN METMA! please R/R.
This is part of a series that I wrote about the BSC. I just decided to upload on to this site. It's kind of messed up. It's funny. Oh, also, please review.
A song sang by Dudley take off on Crazy by Britny Spears.
Blackfoot: ( Dances merrily 'round her Maypole: Don't worry, my medication should be here in a few days!
The Secret Santa craze attacks Hogwarts. Really not funny if you've had a bad Secret Santa experience, as I have. *shudders* Who will Harry get? Who will Malfoy get? Who will Trewlaney get?
For those of you who want more,,,, I have fueled up on chocolate and produced this..... r/r, if you pleaze!
It's just short story, about what happened when Pansy saw the Boggart. C'mon we all hate her, and it's embarrassing, so please read it. There is also part about Goyle, but don't worry, not too much of him.
The adventures of the Double Weasleys at different time periods. Predates the chaptering system, so ignore the comments in there that have anything to do with it
"Mr. Weasley are you trying to seduce me?" (Second in the Best Laid Plans universe, Snape/Ron)
What was Tom Riddle's average day like? Short and pointless. ; ' )
okay, this is what voldie's mum would tell him if she was alive....hilarious! please R/R. if yew like, go read my other fics!
Draco plays a prank on Harry that resolves in a lot of confusion. Ron/Hermione and slight Harr/Ginny.
Um... heh heh... sort of D/H emphasis on the words 'sort of'... oh, just read it! Really strange. Kinda scary.
Every witch and wizard up in Hogwarts liked Christmas a lot... but Professor Snape, who lived in the coldest dungeon did not.
harry singing after he misses the snitch....i actually use caps and junk till the end.... arent u all proud of me? pg because of the authors note... (dont ask just read it) r/r!
well, we all knew Trelawney was a fake, but did anyone wonder if her crystal ball was? i bring you another objects fic! PLEASE R/R! Join METMA!
WARNING THIS IS STUPID! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!! Voldermort is singing Mot Dark Lords to the tune of Most Girls by Pink
Look at the title! Its all HIS fault!
The Full Monty meets James Potter- Am I crazy? Maybe, maybe not. (But as long as Sirius- M. le Dead Sexy is involved, you don't care, right?!) I think it's funny... but you'll have to tell me.
Please read and review! A very short story of betrayel, featuring Viktor Krum. Please note: you'll either find this funny, or see nothing in it at all.
yet another game show fic... probably my last. Anyways, you might want to read the REAL dark lord series first or some parts might confuse you... Enjoy and PLEEZ R/R
Subtitle:Ron and the evil survey PG for insanity
Ch. 1- Harry and the Cable Public Access Channel~A funny thing that came to me as I was watching these ladys clog on that channel. Part one of the Shark chronicals.
Simmilar to my Millionare crossover fic...I know I don't know how to spell "Sajack", Please R/R
After book 4, Voldemort rediscovers the joys of having a body again. Songfic to Aerosmith's "Pink." I tried to put "bizarre" as a genre but I couldn't find it.