Blackfoot: You're a mean Mr. Snape, you rally are a heel... How does the rest of the song go? Talons: I don't know. Rapsidy: Same here.
Consider it a "sequel" to Marauders Digress. To put it in simple terms: Snape played a joke on Sirius. Sirius got mad. Sirius wants revenge. Sirius enlists aid of James and Remus. Moral: Potions and Revenge Do Not Mix.
Our favorite (not) reporter, Rita Skeeter, writes the Evil Psychiatrist Lady a.k.a. Ms. Todt a letter about everyone's problems. This part is just the letter and meeting Ms. Todt. Next part is Lockhart's visit. Have a nice day! R/R
More valentines delived by the singing dwarfs! If ya like 'em...heck, I'll do all the characters.
How can you even call yourself a Harry potter fan if you don't read this? Come on! It's got the weird sisters shoving orange-like things down my coffee maker! Harry goes skateboarding, and X-men is playing in the living room! in the next chapter I'll have
Amercans, Hogwarts and a Baseball Obession. Blackfoot has watched the Tv WAY to much when the games were on and she's still raving, even as sub, drictior for the movie, Rapsidy and Talons have no idea as to what they're insaine friend is plotting behind t
Complete random nonsense. Only to be read if you are on a sugar high. :-)
WHOO HOO! First Fic here! Okay, for the summary just picture Prof. Snape in bellbottoms okay? Then imagine the possibilities!
This in what happens on Thanksgiving when I'm too hungry to think straight...another humor fic from me, you know it's trouble. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Ummm.....The monkeys are spontaniously combusting!
Virtually the whole school gets sent to Azkaban. This is my first fic so please review so I know how to make it better.
Goblet of fire shakes it's bon bon....
A story from Voldie's POV... i think you'll like... poor Voldie... VERY surprise ending. It's pretyt short, please R/R
Ever wondered how Peeves came to be a ghost, and why he's so afraid of the Bloody Baron? R&R!
No particular plot except the one Hermione bought, but everyone ignored that... um, nevermind... a cliche with no self insertion except one little sentence that doesn't really count...
My very own *first* Mary Sue fic... with a twist.... oh my, Mary Sue lovers (and haters) will LOVE this!!!!!
What would happen if the HP cast were on "Who wants to be a Millionare?"
The Quick Quotes Quill NEEDED gossip and lies to live. So, when Hermione cruelly took him away from his master, Rita Skeeter, he has a few choice words to give her.
What does the title say?
Harry vists everyone's favorite Swedish Furniture store, with funny consequences...
The Unbeatable Trio decide to hook Snape needs to get laid. (First in the Best Laid Plans universe, Hermione/Ginny, Harry/Draco...)
And our beloved *cough* heroine (not the drug) returns! NOT a chapter, just a sort of sequel. Yah. Sure. ^_^
this is from neville's cauldron's point of view....poor thing! JOIN METMA!
This the the Sorting Hat. This is the Sorting Hat on drugs.
It ocurred to me today that Moody can see through clothes. Hmm, people's underwear, how fascinating . . .
This Is My First Fic, so be gentle! Harry meets a new person. Rated R for language and inuendo
It's stupid, it's hilarious, just read and review. I'm reposting because I JUST LOVE INSANITY!!!!!
This is the edited version i.e. easy to read version. If you read this before and couldn't understand it, you should be able to now. Please review :looks over at other fanfic readers: Fine then! If you don't want to review, don't review then. See if I car
Beware, this story is weird. But it is also funny. It's weirdly funny. Harry and Ron are in a dumpster in Japan... no plot, really, but I think you'll at least find this stupid poorly-written tale humorous...
Well, it's been done a lot by now, but who cares. I present to you...the dreaded...Mary Sue!