"Well, I licked it, so now it's mine." Tom stares at Harry as if his head's fallen off. "It's my bloody cock, what do you mean it's yours?"
Harry gives Severus a nickname, but Severus protests it strongly, but his protests make Harry love the nickname more.
Sunny Potter recalls very vividly the moment she gained clarity. It was like a switch had been flipped and all of a sudden she was awake in a world and in a body that was not her own. (OC wakes up as Sunny Potter and decides to take the fate of the wizarding world into her own hands.)
It's a beautiful night. They're just looking for something to do...
The Quick triplets are the only triplets in Hogwarts history, are best friends with the Weasleys & the Diggorys, & are way too good at Quidditch. Cliodhna sometimes feels like the odd person out when everyone comments on her being a girl, but she's determined to show them. Quidditch, friendship, and school are the most important things! AU AU! [CD/OC (CQ), HP/GW, HG/FW, etc.]
Rarity has big plans for her evening, but the chaos of friendship gets in the way.
A beauty contest is held at Kunugigaoka Junior High. In an unfair process the school does everything to eliminate the girls of 3-E quickly. Their last hope? Nagisa!
Loki discovers Chocolate Fountains exist.
The embarrassing stories of marrient
Chris has been kidnapped and is being held hostage in Space Colony Ark. Rouge decided to record Chris hanging out with Shadow and the others to show Sonic that he is safe. But does Sonic have the patience to wait for Chris to return, or will he rush and rescue Chris himself.
Et si Eustass Kid faisait partie de notre monde ? Quelle vie aurait-il ? Est-ce qu'il serait un voleur ? Un employé modèle ? Ou un patron d'une multinationale peut-être ? Est-ce qu'il habiterait une maison de campagne ? Est-ce qu'il vivrait des aventures aussi forte que sur son bateau ? Qui sait...
A young man seeks a bag of store-brand gummy fish, but could never be prepared for the ensuing bizarre adventures that are sure to come in excess after he steals these tasty treats.
High school alternate universe.
Zelretch flings Shirou off into another world and tells him to await rescue via Rin. Easy task right? Wait a second what's with all these phantasmal beasts and why do they look like people?
For the amazing HazzaP! Love you, darling! Marlene and Sirius are working to get James and Lily together, but there might be some other benefits waiting in the shadows. Blackinnon Muggle AU.
Finding a job is hard at the best of times, but for a highly qualified nurse, it's even worse.
Cas adopts (steals) a cow. Dean helps. ("Cas… There's a… There's a cow. In my room." "Yes, Dean." "Why?" "Because." "Right.")... aka the ol' "my landlord won't let me get a fish because of a no animals policy, so I adopted a cow instead, and my roommate has to help me hide it" fic trope…. Wait, that's not a trope? (Written with LeviathanBlue on AO3)
high school au. Arumika is the main, though eremin and eremika are discussed. Mostly just the fluff my heart needs
The people of Paris can't help but berate Chat Noir for his lack of maturity in being a superhero. Ladybug simply can't take it anymore, and decides to show them what it'd be like if they had decided to go the opposite way of superheroes.
Baguette to my Wine A Coolstuff x Spy fanfic, by Lil' Boneless Pizza Coolstuff, the Spy Main goes to the gym for his daily mile run, but he bumps into his newly found lover-boy, The Spy. And trust me, they REALLY kick it off
Audio from Veggietales
Thanks to his roommate with benefits Poison Ivy, Peter Parker the Spider-Man is dealing a game of strip poker with her and two of his superhero crushes Zatanna and Diana the Wonder Woman. Spidey X Harem.
The beauty of the world lies in the diversity of its people. And so, rather than side with Grindelwald as he declares war on the muggles, Credence offers one final gift to all his friends, bringing them together for a celebration at Soleil's daycare.
Written as a script, the story of the very difficult and unpredictable love of Fred Weasley and Hermione Granger! The story begins with the end of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. The age of the character has been changed: The twins and their year old are only a year older than Harry and his friends. Hermione's age has not changed.
Potter and Longbottem nurseries ship galaxy wide there magical Marijuana.
A Hogwarts llegan unos estudiantes directo de la escuela de Mahoukotoro con su directora en plena dictadura de Dolores Umbridge como directora temporal de la escuela. ¿Qué pasará?
Aaron and Emily Hotchner have been through hell and back together. A series of one-shots that reveal what happens in… paradise? Their greatest challenge yet. It doesn’t matter how many serial killers you can look in the eye without a flinch, nothing compares you for parenthood.
As Valentine's Day drew to a close the Commander was finishing up his work - when he got an unexpected knock at his door. The culprit was a welcome reprieve from the monotonous work, though things would end up becoming more intimate than initially expected. [Smut]
A very, very short prompt. Nothing more.
Well everyone knows the story of the avengers well this has the power rangers in it.