the story of how James Series Potter came to be. rated T for cursing. I'm honestly still a little confused with the rating.
Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them, Episode 43: Ginny's Room. Quick Fic: Kill Him? I Thought You Said Kiss Him! Kim (foolishly): "I want to read 10 fics all with that title" I'm sorry.
Pansmione AU. Pansy no la conoce pero quiere su número.
"I swear if Granger comes in one more time with those tight pants on, I'm going to physically lose it," Theo said. "I don't know what's worse, the training, or watching her bouncing alongside us," Zabini muttered. The boys in the booth groaned in response of the image coming to mind. I took a long sip of firewhiskey trying to burn her from my mind. Dramione - 6 Chapters
Over the years, Remus came up with dozens of excuses for his monthly disappearances. Here are what I imagine a few of them may have looked like. Marauder-Era one-shot, and disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Let me know what you think!
"Today, I sent white roses over to St. Mungos addressed especially for Granger. Attached is a 'sincere' note of thanks." Malfoy smirked. "And do you know what I hear people say?" Blaise nodded with understanding. "They say it's like a fairy tale come true." It was the beauty of the unattainable. The delicious seduction of the forbidden. It would be the talk of the century.
James and Lily impersonate each other and hilarity ensues. This is an extremely silly one-shot inspired by the scenes in The Office when Jim and Dwight impersonate each other.
Takes place in HBP. Tonks goes to Grimmauld Place and sees Snape who offers a couple, not-so-kind words about her and her love life. Of course, she has to retaliate. Very short, my apologies.
Rose Weasley would never admit it, but being single hasn't been the most exciting experience of her early twenties. She lets her cousin set her up, but it turns out to be the most dull date in existence. As it happens, Scorpius Malfoy also has a date to escape from, and somehow convinces her to come with him. Rose/Scorpius
Guess who's back, back again? Skills, spills and all sorts of thrills await our pranking extraordinaires, with new friends and challenges on the horizon. Come along with the Marauders and Scarlett Letters as they encounter a new school year at Hogwarts.
"438 - As part of a dare with the Weasley twins, Harry agrees to make a pass at every professor at Hogwarts. He leaves Snape until last." Less of a dare, more of a bargain. Harry makes his passes as very, very lame pick up lines focused around the professor he is hitting on.
If Sirius Black and Marlene Mckinnon had a son. AU One shot
How is Harry going to handle occlumency lessons with Snape when all he can think about is Draco Malfoy? How is he going to stop the professor from figuring out about his little crush? Harry x Draco, yaoi, Drarry
中文翻译Another stolen moment by Writcraft,待授权中。“我不觉得读书会在你的待干事项上排名靠前。”
Several people get summoned to watch AVPM. Rated M because I'm paranoid.
After graduating from Auror School, Albus is placed in the worst assignment possible. But he soon finds himself caught up in a muggle case involving stolen nuclear weapons. Can Albus find the weapons before it's too late? And can he protect the secrecy of the magical world in the process? Rated T in case.
Yesterday, Remus did something new. But, morning after the full moon as it was, he can't remember for the life of him. Will someone refresh his memory? Disclaimer: characters do not belong to me. Rated T, very little suggestive material. SB/RL. One-shot.
Takes place during GoF. There is a single male student in Beauxbâtons, Arthur Riddle, also known as the most prodigious kid of his age, the nightmare of Dumbledore, and the biggest idiot ever seen. A comedy where the main character is positively idiot, and too powerful for his own good. Arthur/Harry!Harem, fluff, humor, and a comedy overall. M to be safe, but smut could appear.
Poudlard, ses maisons, ses dangers, ses clichés: Il y'en a marre. Faut qu'on fasse quelque chose! Crie du cœur des élèves. Fanfiction, s'exécute.
Harry is nine years old when he points at Lord Thomas Marvolo Slytherin, High Warlock of England, and declares "You're my soulmate, and we're going to be married." Soulmate AU, Alternate Timeline, Potter Family Lives, Harrymort
Cuando Draco y Hermione se embarazan al mismo tiempo, sus esposos se encargan de hacer una pequeña apuesta, o cinco… Ese fue el error número uno. (Advertencias por MPREG). Traducción del fic de HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack, aquí en FF.
The abridged parody of the fourth Harry Potter book is finally here.
This fanfiction is there to laugh at the tropes we see in the Harry Potter fanfiction. There will be one chapter per trope, unless otherwise noted. Sometimes the characters will be ridiculous, but it's for the sake of the story. Know that I hate no character. Good reading!
What if one year someone decided to welcome the first years to their sorting in style - Star Wars style? A prank that will be remembered for days!
Draco/Lavender. Lavender is doing her best to remain patient, but sometimes, waiting is the hardest part.
Oneshot AU. James and Lily are getting married but James seems to be panicking. Sirius and Remus help calm him down. James and Remus bet on Sirius settling down soon. Let's see who wins!
Lucius Malfoy, Head Boy, is entering his final year, but with the war awaiting him after his NEWTs, he wants for a hobby to distract him. Taking a snotty, unwashed, foul-mouthed First Year under his wing is perhaps unorthodox, but... Well. Isn't it only the responsibility of a young scion to commit himself to the education of his inferiors? Gen. Lucius & Severus POV.
Quarantine has a way of making us want to have the best things in life, the things we can't have now. For Harry and Ginny, this involves hauling out the holy, playing carols, holiday treats, and a little of Christmas, right this very minute. For gryffindormischief, petals-to-fish, inakindofdaydream, & shining-jul-of-hope. Modern Muggle AU. Hinny Quarantine. FLUFF!
James, Sirius, Peter, and Remus are the four Gryffindor First Years for this year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and they all get on just fine. They have their little issues with one another, sure, but they're friends, true enough. The only thing is... There's something OFF about Remus, and his three new friends are determined to find out exactly what it is.
Comme l'indique ce magnifique titre je vais poster ici tout mes OS en liens avec Harry Potter que j'ai écrit ou que je vais écrire. Et des idées plus farfelus les une que les autres je peux vous assurez que j'en ai.