This work began in all its unhinged, cracked, glory when the Amaz*n show (you know the one) revealed Celebrimbor's character design. No diss to the actor, who probably did his best, but he looks like Gilderoy Lockhart. From this simple, albeit idiotic, realization, a question was born: what would happen if Celebrimbor of Eregion and Gilderoy Lockhart switched places?
A short story about my friends and I as we look for housing together. My friends and I are all into a lot of different fandoms, so it isn't limited to Harry Potter or LOTR, and has mostly references in any case. I should advise you that it becomes very violent rather quickly. Hopefully you find it both funny and horrifying. Sorry about the footnotes, they didn't quite translate.
The how, what, who, where and when of the Golden Trio ending up in Middle-Earth. Mostly pre fellowship, post Hogwarts but no next generation. Different conversations and circumstances that could occur upon their arrival. Some will probably get expanded into a 'proper' story later. Criticism welcome. Enjoy. (All unconnected one-shots)
The Battle of Pelennor Fields ends a lot quicker, due in no small part to the mûmakil.
Glorfindel tells a special tale. Erestor responds. Fem!Harry, Harry as Erestor. Part of the Letters Universe.
When they have to be, the Gringotts Goblins can be exceedingly adaptable.
Thranduil, Lucius Malfoy, and Loki own a hair salon. Watch as a normal day goes by. Old friends are met again, and the Burn Book is uncovered. Guest appearances from Elrond, Galadriel, Katniss, Buffy, Annabeth, and many many more!
("Yet his dear Treasure all scatter'd lay/ While he his eyes did pour upon a flower..." - 'The World' by Henry Vaughan) There's a tournament called the Vatzirgi Twen, where Erebor, Rivendell, Mirkwood and Hogwarts schools compete to determine the victor. However, there's much more going on between royal blood. AU, Hobbit characters included, co-written with DarthAbby.
Legolas should know by now not to listen to Gandalf. It always gets him into something dangerous. First he had to help with thirteen disgusting dwarves. Okay, that wasn't entirely Gandalf's fault, but Legolas likes to blame him. Next came the Fellowship of the Ring. Now, Legolas was off to *shudder* teach teenagers about defense.
Galadriel finds Erestor fascinating. Erestor wishes Arwen would stop stalking her. Haldir tries to help, and Glorfindel finds it all great fun. Mostly. Galadriel's Amusement at Erestor's Expense. Or also: The long promised chapter turned fic with Galadriel and Erestor. Part of the Letters series. AU, with Fem!Harry and Harry as Erestor. If you don't know that by now.
The Hobbit characters and the Lord of the Ring characters in Hogwarts! Please read and review! The Hobbit and LOTR things have nothing to do with the storyline of LOTR and the Hobbit! CRACK FIC
Harry Potter chased a former death eater into a portal to a new world. Now his issues have grown. This will have some action in both worlds, with characters from both. Eventually will hook up with the Fellowship. This is going to be Harry/elfling, just 'cause I love them. Updates will be sporadic, and on no set schedule; my life is chaotic.
Liebe bedeutet nicht nur Rosen oder Ringe, sondern manchmal auch die Erfüllung eines Traums.
Please take a minute or two to read this - it is basically a collection of weird prompts with Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings.
Voici la suite tant attendue du fils perdu et je ne vous dirai pas pourquoi ce titre, vous saurez-tout à la fin de la trilogie. Bon, je suis le livre, mais une ou deux scènes seront tirées du film. Bonne lecture.
Meet Frank. Frank works in a bank. When she isn't working, she is writing fan-fiction and wishing she's in Middle-Earth. One day, she gets her wish.
Harry Potter has done it: he has defeated the Dark Lord. Yet this victory has come at a great price: namely, the eradication of the entire human race. Wizards, muggles, and creatures alike perished and now Harry is alone left, cursed with the title of the Master of Death and an extended life. So, Harry does what any wizard with too much time would: he goes "traveling".
Harry expected death to be uneventful and Dark Lord free. True to form, none of his expectations were met, including the one involving him being dead. No pairings.
Ouvrir une porte. Un geste anodin. Je le fit. Et j'ai rencontré un nain. Qui ma laissée me débrouiller avec un filet du diable. Et là je me suis demandée pourquoi est-ce que j'avais ouvert cette maudite porte ... Et vous savez quoi ! Je sais toujours pas son nom au nain ...
What if the most chaotic characters of all history lived together? Let s find out:Fred&George,Kili&Fili,Merry&Pippin,Loki&Chairman Meow (a cat) share a ople come to ouble d crossover of everything I like,contains various fandoms (hp, lotr, starkid,cob,avengers,dw,etc,etc...) and mild to unite the lti-chapter,I m not good @ tags :)
Our favorite witch spends some quality time with the King of Gondor.
Summary: Brooke hated Dumbledore for what he asked her to do. Just up and go to another world where he was one of the most famous wizards of all time? Ya, not likely. That is… until he decides to make her go by sending one of her best friends, Draco Malfoy, into the world and she has to be the one to go, find him, and bring him back.