Following the encounter with Tom Riddle in the Chamber of Secrets, various staff and students of Hogwarts, present and past, get curious, and decided to play around with their own names, creating their own pseudonyms. But not all of them get anything good on the first try... Crack!Fic.
¿Qué pasa cuando una fanática de Emma Watson va y la conoce? Esta autora se hizo la misma pregunta y nos da su propia versión de los hechos.
Harry Potter/Star Wars crossover. A meeting between two legendary heroes does not go as expected as Harry Potter and Luke Skywalker get into a bickering match over which of them is better than the other. It's a heated debate as they argue over which is more powerful out of magic and the Force. Which of the two will come out on top?
What happens when the wizard community is public knowledge, what happens when they don’t have representation, and what happens when one of them gets the ultimate postion?
What if Harry' s attempt in casting the cruciatus curse in the deep in the bowels of the ministry were successful, and for some reason, in Bellatrix's crazy insane unstable mind, this could only mean one thing, Harry is her son! Never mind that fact that she was never pregnant or never gave birth to anyone in her entire life, Harry is hers now and no one can tell her otherwise.
This is a crack fic. It was poking around my head and I wanted to do something that I'm surprised no one else did. It's a gamer fic, but one I hope you get a momentary laugh over. Ride the crazy train with me, it'll be a short ride.
With one simple wish to a vengeance demon and Harry gets some of his own back. Response to Scott the Wanderer's challenge, When Harry met Hallie!
Basically a marauders ohshc! au slow burn wolfstar and jily
The DA scatters after the Ministry attacks their base on the region of Tibet. Ron Weasley and Princess Hermione are pursued by the Ministry, while Harry trains with Auror Master Albus. But when Harry battles Severus Snape, he learns the shocking truth of his past. Also includes scenes from the Expanded Universe.
Crack one-shots fic. What if Ron got tired of always being second pick and decided to become a Dark Lord. This is how he'd go about conquering the world, one step at a time.
To most, being thrown back in time could seem like a daunting thing. But, for Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley, it's considered an epic second chance. !Crack-Fic! Don't take it seriously. I don't.
Young farmboy Harry Potter is thrust into a galaxy of adventure when he intercepts a distress call from the captive Princess Hermione. The event launches him on a daring mission to rescue her from the clutches of Severus Snape and the evil Ministry of Magic. Also includes scenes from the Expanded Universe.
Some magic school keeps sending Princess Syalis junkmail, and unfortunately, the Demon King is unable to stop their intervention. Now, she's spending half of her year in a noisy, crowded castle with the expectation of attending classes. Hogwarts better be prepared for trouble. "Harry Potter" and "Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle" are not mine. K plus for shenanigans.
Old guy's brother went through 4 Potter-verses and ended up in Westeros for his next level. This can be read as a stand-alone if you accept the Skills he brought along. His previous levels were done in: The games people play. As always Cringe and Crack are included. The bloody Game is still in Extreme Hard Mode. Insert/Multi
Harry Potter. The man. The myth. The legend. But sometimes, legends get a bit distorted. AKA, four drunkards in a bar tell a random stranger Chuck Norris jokes, Harry Potter style! Crack!Fic
Potter and Longbottem nurseries ship galaxy wide there magical Marijuana.
Repeated encounters with bludgers and dark curses did not do much good for Professor Potter's mental well-being. Still, no student had died (yet), and grades have improved considerably, so he must be doing something right. Right?
Even when you're the brightest witch of your age like Hermione, some things are beyond your control. Keeping Harry alive and away from the Weasleys while maintaining her Prefect status is no easy task. Crack/Parody, H/Hr pairing. 5th-year subplot.
it is what I said: The entire script for the hp movies except with added book scenes which should have been there (one-shot) Writer regrets nothing
Bartemius Crouch was a different man in 1969. He had the same narrow toothbrush mustache, still wore the same hat and the same suit to work every day, and still took the same great pride in his job. But he also took the occasional day off from that job. On one of those days off, he killed someone. The second of 007 Aurors' adventures.
Inspired by Katana's RWBY watches MCU series. A mysterious book appears in team RWBY's room detailing the adventures of young Harry Potter. Joined by team JNPR the students read along with Harry through his first year of Hogwarts.
In the back of Hogwarts there is a huge field of dandelions that no one but Harry knows about. The field was hidden by the school itself and people wouldn't see it even if they were looking for it. It was Harry's quiet place where he could just go to get away from everyone and everything.
Nobody knows what happens after we die, certainly not Celeste who was a average girl with not so tainted soul. Though she obviously did not expect to be in a process of reincarnation with one of its first task to make sure that she survives beside her brother,...in her mothers womb. Glorious, she decides. Might as well as fuck with everyone around her too during this process.
The one with the long winded speech. Humor/Parody. AU. OOC. One-Shot. Complete. Inspired by Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension.
A uninvited visitor with a malicious purpose descends upon the home of a familiar family of Gingers. Parody of a scene from Good, the bad and the Ugly
The one with the power the Dark Lord knows not. Humor/Parody. AU. OOC. One-Shot. Complete.
The one with the overheard secret conversation. Humor/Parody. AU. OOC. One-Shot. Complete.
On the Weasley Twins' birthday, they decide to make a special prank for Hogwarts, but they didn't expect the situation to get out of hand when they bring from the shadows, one of the greatest terrors that the English wizard and muggle have ever seen in history.
You wouldn't think that the Dark Lord Voldemort wouldn't have anything in common with the classic song Rock 'n' Roll song "Lollipop" by The Chordettes, but his name actually DOES roll well of the tip of the tongue. Inspired by not the Rock 'n' Roll song, but also the ending of the Potter Puppet Pals episode "The Mysterious Ticking Noise" which started a gag like that at the end.
Harry Potter is dead and buried. It is now time for his vultures, I mean loved ones to review his will. However, Harry may have one last trick up his sleeve, and his lawyer, Daphne Greengrass is duty bound to execute it. One shot.