Parody of the goings-on in the Glade. Teresa gets three adjectives to describe her skin, Thomas has an extremely dirty mouth, Gally keeps talking about these 'characters' and 'plot arcs,' and Newt is (square root of -1) feet tall. Complete crackfic, no pairings yet. Rated T for lots of language and some gore.

Complete and total crackfic, complete with too many references, too much swearing, and too many unneeded sex references. Pissed off with constant bullying about his name and even more pissed off that the freakin' birdface men stole his box of condoms, Eragon sets off with the fat old perv Broom and his new winged lizard which sexts him telepathically to go kill the king. Do enjoy.

100 prompt challenge featuring Bellatrix's years in Azkaban. Eventual Voldemort/Bellatrix.

A series of shorts in which each of the Death Eaters go to therapy, and goodness knows they need it. Voldemort has deep superiority issues, Bellatrix feels lost and alone and Severus only wants to fit in . . . or so says Bob Eggleton.

Cliche title, I know. Out of desperation to avoid Umbridge, Dumbledore chooses a new Defense teacher at random. She's eccentric, weird, ill-adjusted to human norms . . . in fact, she's not a witch at all. Nagini teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Cliche title. Cliche Sues. Cliche OOC. Cliche . . . you get the idea. The Death Eaters first clued in by their suddenly numerous new recruits - recruits of nothing but underage teenage girls. So they go back to where the problem first started - Hogwarts, Marauder Era. But fitting in with the student body is harder than it seems - and there may well be a Mary Sue in their midst.

Nagini is bored, and nothing good has ever come of that . . . Truth or Dare! Lucius loves his hair, Nagini doesn't understand prank calls, Severus needs loopholes and Voldemort hates wigs. Draco takes them to a shopping mall in Chapter Seven. Bellamort, Sevini & Lair - others by Chapter Seven. Hilarity (hopefully) and randomness ensue!

Written out of boredom: after Bellatrix tortures several of the Death Eaters, Voldemort forces them to come to a Muggle coach which will help them become a fully cooperative and happy team, eventually leading them in a competition against the Order of the Phoenix (forced to join by Dumbledore) to win a box of chocolates. Hopefully funny and very random. Characters subject to change

Come one, come all, to the first ever Death Eater laugh competition . . .

Voldemort takes the Death Eaters to see a movie; Les Mis. Then he decides that they will learn the songs and preform the musical. Nagini is transfigured into a human to make up for a lack of girls, and there is much debate over casting (because there isn't enough space in the summary to actually make this sound cool). Just click on the title and trust it will be funny.

"She can't wash away the stink of death. The never ending pain and suffering, screams still resounding in her head . . . So she scrubs harder. And when the soap runs out, she uses a comb. And her fingernails. Let the blood wash away the pain. Just like in Azkaban." Bellatrix may have escaped the prison, but the madness remains.

Snape has obtained a seemingly valuable memory of Voldemort and Nagini conversing. However, with Dumbledore's absence, the only available Parselmouth is none other than Harry Potter...

"I show not your face, but your heart's desire." The Death Eaters and Wormtail take a look into the Mirror of Erised.

Severus is recovering from the final battle at St. Mungo's when he receives a surprise visitor... minor S/N

Voldemort has the bright idea for his inner circle to do Secret Santa!

Voldemort's return, told from Nagini's point of view. Contains randomness and minor acts of stupidity; written because I was extremely bored.

Voldemort's diary, as is said in the not-so-original title. THIS IS REALLY OLD AND SHOULD NOT BE READ BEFORE 3:00 AT NIGHT, even then I cannot assure its "humor." You have been warned.