Inspired by this part from Season 8, Episode 9 of The Simpsons (El Viaje Mysterioso de Nuestro Homer): Bart: ...so then I says to Mabel, I says... [Homer walks in] Homer: Hi, kids! Bart: I'll finish this later. Hi, Dad. Homer: Where's your mother? Lisa: Out back. [Homer walks out] Bart: So anyway, I says to Mabel, I says...

She becomes President. Reposting is easier than editing.

Just what it says.

What the title says. I changed it slightly from the previous version but figured some might prefer the other version, so didn't delete that.

Just what it says in the title.

I figured this fandom could use some porn, so I wrote it. (Sorry if someone else got to this fandom with their porn first, but I couldn't find it.) Not meant to depict realistic/safe bondage so don't copy it. I'm calling this "Hands Down" because the guy's hands are tied down (well sort of - he's tied at the wrists and ankles) and I like dumb puns.

In the Dream Ghost song in "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" it's shown/told that a guy is deciding whether or not to leave his wife, somebody else is wondering if she should terminate her pregnancy, a woman is dreaming in Portuguese, and a man is agonizing over whether to buy or lease a new Porsche. This is those people's stories and what they decide. Not meant to contradict canon.

Jude Doyle tweeted on December 18 that he demanded "a Bond who gets trapped in a supervillain's lair and has to peg his way out." So here it is.

As said in "La Vie Boheme", "Collins will recount his exploits as anarchist including the tale of the successful reprogramming of the M.I.T. virtual reality equipment to self-destruct, as it broadcasts the words "Actual reality, act up, fight AIDS"". This includes (although this is not mentioned in the song) the story of how, as Mark said, Collins "ran naked through the Parthenon".

In which I finish the story begun by Mamillius in Shakespeare's "The Winter's Tale".

My idea of how Joey's story from "The One with the Videotape", Friends season 8, episode 4, ends.

This is a history of women at Hogwarts, in keeping with all Rowling has written and said on the subject but also including my own thoughts.

Just what it says

Just what it says. :)

Just what it says in the title. ;)

This is a history of queer people at Hogwarts, in keeping with all Rowling has written and said on the subject but also including my own thoughts.

This is a history of people with disabilities at Hogwarts, in keeping with all Rowling has written and said on the subject but also including my own thoughts.