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Chiara SS

  • Bellatrix (and Snape's) Sort-Of Worst Nightmare

    By Chiara SS • Updated: 1 Mar 2019 • Published: 17 Dec 2010 • 12 Chapters • 11,963 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Severus S., Bellatrix L. • Rating: T • Completed

    Being a Dark Lord is tiring; just ask Lord Voldemort. When his minions- erm, followers fail yet another simplistic mission involving Dunkin' Donuts, Voldie feels as though his totally awesome quest for blood purification/world domination is doomed. An old friend convinces him to retire, yes, that sounds wonderful. But who will carry out his work?... An heir! crack!fic. COMPLETE!

  • Untold Stories

    By Chiara SS • Updated: 1 Mar 2019 • Published: 6 Jan 2011 • 6 Chapters • 9,359 words • 0 followers • Parody • Rating: T • Completed

    Harry is a drug dealer, Hermione is an alcoholic, Dumbledore is a terrorist, Snape has anger issues, and Ron might be pregnant! Has Hogwarts gone crazy?

  • The Pimp Cane of Lucius Malfoy

    By Chiara SS • Updated: 4 Mar 2011 • Published: 4 Mar 2011 • 2,904 words • 0 followers • Parody • Lucius M. • Rating: T • Completed

    Lucius Malfoy loves his "Pimp Cane", and will do anything, and I mean anything to keep it safe from harm's way. *edited as of 5/18/2013*